Hawks vs Jackrabbits game thread

[JoeyLabasForPresident]

SE Missouri offense way better than Iowa's

If the OL can figure it out this week I think the offense can manage ten points. Whatever the defense can get on top of that is much appreciated.

 

[BigD]

Mobility of Chuck Long and accuracy of jake Christiansen

That’s hilarious,

But PLEASE don’t use Chucks name in any post about Spencer. That’s BLASPHEMY

 

[vegashawki]

The offense was straight up embarrassing today, defense balled out like usual. If we can get teams to play down to us this year we might go 6-6

 

[JoeyLabasForPresident]

ND is giving Nebraska a game. You read that right, we are talking about the other team from the state. The one that isn't good.

 

[thedukeofearl]

This is extremely painful to watch early in the second quarter

However, similar to all Hawkeye football fans

That is what we are used to, and must learn to handle the Pain

And be pleased with a W no matter how it was earned

At the end of the day, a W is a.....

320 × 180

 

[Motigerhawk]

Better schedule Sister Marys School for the Blind the 1st game next season. We might score a TD.

 

[vegashawki]

TV turned itself off lol. Said sleep mode due to 4 hrs of inactivity, must have been talking about our offense

 

[JoeyLabasForPresident]

Better schedule Sister Marys School for the Blind the 1st game next season. We might score a TD.

My money is on NE Alaska State Correspondence School of Cosmetology.

 

[M1911A1Hawkeye]

Better schedule Sister Marys School for the Blind the 1st game next season. We might score a TD.

I hear they got a hell of team. They gave Lincoln Barber College a few scares.

 

[99topdawg]

Got home too late to check for a prediction thread. I told my wife we'd win 18-3. We'd have 2 pick 6's and 2 safeties. I also said I'd set a Big Ten record for f-bombs during the game.

 

[JoeyLabasForPresident]

I hear they got a hell of team. They gave Lincoln Barber College a few scares.

I heard their specialty is porn 'staches, bushy sideburns, and mullets.

 

[JoeyLabasForPresident]

Got home too late to check for a prediction thread. I told my wife we'd win 18-3. We'd have 2 pick 6's and 2 safeties. I also said I'd set a Big Ten record for f-bombs during the game.

I trust the latter prediction came true.

 

[99topdawg]

I trust the latter prediction came true.

F*** yeah it did.

 

[thedukeofearl]

My money is on NE Alaska State Correspondence School of Cosmetology.

Scholastically the Harvard of the NW

Athletically: As far as football is concerned: The Alabama of the NW

 

[99topdawg]

I think our OL's problem is that they play with a high pad level. I think we need to schedule the Estherville Midgets.

 

[thedukeofearl]

I might go out of town in disguise, stay at a cheap motel, and sob shamelessly

During the games at Purdue and Penn State

 

[JoeyLabasForPresident]

I think our OL's problem is that they play with a high pad level. I think we need to schedule the Estherville Midgets.

They prefer to be called dwarves, but they would surely be good practice. Maybe we can schedule a charity scrimmage this week.

 

[thedukeofearl]

I think our OL's problem is that they play with a high pad level. I think we need to schedule the Estherville Midgets.

Midget Football Rules

 

[thedukeofearl]

Halfway thru the third quarter

Seems like the referees are stretching this one out to increase the duration of profound pain

 

[M1911A1Hawkeye]