Hawks At Weasels Game Thread Because TK Forgot

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7-5 gets us to a shitty bowl we can win. That gets us to 8 wins which gets the staff an 8% raise. 7 wins gets KF $500k.

What would you do as a coach with these incentives? Schedule 3 wins in the preseason and get to a shitty bowl. Welcome to the new (old?) reality.
 
Stanley going to get outplayed by another QB that belongs at the NAIA level, whoofta we need a Jake Ruddock/CJ thing to fill the gaping hole of apathy that is infecting the fan base
 
We might not win another game. Minny will roll. Illinois can score and is hot and Nebraska will throw everything they have against us.
 
Season's over, kids. See y'all at the Redbox Bowl. Get those tickets for next week on StubHub now to make the biggest profits.
 
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