Greg Davis Replacement

The master plan is the Brian moves to OC and then when Kirk retires he's in high hopes the Iowa just offers the job to Brian.
Honestly I'm okay with the first part of the plan because I think Brian will bring much of the New England Patriot scheme to use.

However.... there are a crap ton of variables though that could throw a wrench at that damn monkey. Those being if Barta gets fired for one (because he is not making friends by signing lifetime contracts to a questionable coach). Secondly if they don't change their recruiting tactics from the Mr Rodgers Neighborhood mentality we will continue to dangle on the edge of being a good or bad program. Just like that mystery pubic hair on the edge the swirling toilet that nobody wants to touch.... is it going to go down or not? Lastly if he doesn't make a change at OC this year and the program goes sub 500 none of them will be around to see Brian's offensive abilities.
 
taffaej said:
that could throw a wrench at that damn monkey / the Mr Rodgers Neighborhood mentality / that mystery pubic hair on the edge the swirling toilet
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"Monkies and Rodgers and pubes, oh my!"
"Monkies and Rodgers and pubes, oh my!"

But even with all that, the best bit was the "swirling toilet" reference. Totally appropriate in a discussion of this offense / GD.
 
taffaej said:
The master plan is the Brian moves to OC and then when Kirk retires he's in high hopes the Iowa just offers the job to Brian.
Honestly I'm okay with the first part of the plan because I think Brian will bring much of the New England Patriot scheme to use.

LOL. Wadley was the best damn back on the field Saturday night and how many stars was he??!?!?!?!?!?

However.... there are a crap ton of variables though that could throw a wrench at that damn monkey. Those being if Barta gets fired for one (because he is not making friends by signing lifetime contracts to a questionable coach). Secondly if they don't change their recruiting tactics from the Mr Rodgers Neighborhood mentality we will continue to dangle on the edge of being a good or bad program. Just like that mystery pubic hair on the edge the swirling toilet that nobody wants to touch.... is it going to go down or not? Lastly if he doesn't make a change at OC this year and the program goes sub 500 none of them will be around to see Brian's offensive abilities.
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I'd be okay with chuck long. Being on BTN is not as good a job as a OC at a major program. However I'm so miserable watching iowas offense this year I'd settle for Brian and be thrilled.
 
proudhawkfan21 said:
I think Brian Ferentz will be the next coordinator. He was made the run game coordinator. He coached with Belli-cheat. He understands scheme. He played college football. Of course he would respect his dad's program and be a company man...but dad's tend to be open to coaching sons' innovations. You might be pleasantly surprised. Do you think the changes in KF last year is due to anything other than Brian pushing for those things and him trusting Brian? I honestly don't know if he would be good at it. I think as a former player...coaching experience in a great NFL program and gaining game plan responsibilities are all a fast to track to finding out of he can. I think we get GD for one more year folks.
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Holy balls, more of your Ferentz ass massaging already? I just got done cleaning up all the puke from the "KF for Pope 2016" thread you started the other day.
 
Jonrn said:
I'd be okay with chuck long. Being on BTN is not as good a job as a OC at a major program.
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Ask Jon Gruden why he doesn't coach anymore when he could likely make three times the money.

Which would you rather do, get paid to sit in a booth and comment on football games with zero pressure other than trying to remember not to say "Um" and avoid coughing into the mike, or take a year-round job where people watch and question every move, hate your guts unless you're perfect, and you have to go to practices and workouts constantly?

Chuck Long is beloved by this entire state, at his age he's not going to take a chance of pissing his legacy away if he sucks at the job. Everyone in Iowa other than proudhawkfan21 wants Greg Davis' head on a plate. No way would Chuck Long take on that kind of pressure.
 
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Fryowa said:
Ask Jon Gruden why he doesn't coach any more when he could more than likely make three times the money.

Which would you rather do, get paid to sit in a booth and comment on football games with zero pressure other than trying to remember not to say "Um" and avoid coughing into the mike, or take a year-round job where people watch and question every move, hate your guts unless you're perfect, and have to go to practices and workouts?

Chuck Long is beloved by this entire state, at his age he's not going to take a chance of pissing his legacy away if he sucks at the job. Everyone in Iowa other than proudhawkfan21 wants Greg Davis' head on a plate. No way would Chuck Long take on that kind of pressure.
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KF already let Chuck Long go once because of his work ethic. Very doubtful he hires him a second time.
 
Fryowa said:
Holy balls, more of your Ferentz ass massaging already? I just got done cleaning up all the puke from the "KF for Pope 2016" thread you started the other day.
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Why can't people read? Read my post and tell me I said he should be the next coordinator. I feel bad for your GED advisor.
 
Fryowa said:
Ask Jon Gruden why he doesn't coach any more when he could more than likely make three times the money.

Which would you rather do, get paid to sit in a booth and comment on football games with zero pressure other than trying to remember not to say "Um" and avoid coughing into the mike, or take a year-round job where people watch and question every move, hate your guts unless you're perfect, and have to go to practices and workouts?

Chuck Long is beloved by this entire state, at his age he's not going to take a chance of pissing his legacy away if he sucks at the job. Everyone in Iowa other than proudhawkfan21 wants Greg Davis' head on a plate. No way would Chuck Long take on that kind of pressure.
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You really can't read. I feel bad for you. Another mistake.
 
proudhawkfan21 said:
Why can't people read? Read my post and tell me I said he should be the next coordinator. I feel bad for your GED advisor.
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Says the guy who unnecessarily apostrohizes "dads" and uses "is" rather than "are." If you still have your textbooks look up collective noun consistency and verb tense agreement. It'll help next time you feel smart.

Never try to question someone else's intelligence and at the same time leave your own open for debate. It makes you look stupid.
 
Fryowa said:
Says the guy who unnecessarily apostrohizes "dads" and uses "is" rather than "are." If you still have your textbooks look up collective noun consistency and verb tense agreement. It'll help next time you feel smart.

Never try to question someone else's intelligence and at the same time leave your own open for debate. It makes you look stupid.
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Haha. Good for you sir. You paid attention in an English at home course. My congratulations to you. If you want proper English and sentence structure, I can oblige. Unfortunately, you have no good retort to the fact that you can't read. But you can "shore writes yous a good sentents." lol Do you want to continue to prove that you can't read? Your argument has spilled into I'm better at spelling and proper sentence structure in a blog than you? You were incorrect in saying I was in support of Brian Ferentz for OC and you continue to reveal your shortcomings in each post you type...very properly, mind you.
 
Fryowa said:
Ask Jon Gruden why he doesn't coach anymore when he could likely make three times the money.

Which would you rather do, get paid to sit in a booth and comment on football games with zero pressure other than trying to remember not to say "Um" and avoid coughing into the mike, or take a year-round job where people watch and question every move, hate your guts unless you're perfect, and you have to go to practices and workouts constantly?

Chuck Long is beloved by this entire state, at his age he's not going to take a chance of pissing his legacy away if he sucks at the job. Everyone in Iowa other than proudhawkfan21 wants Greg Davis' head on a plate. No way would Chuck Long take on that kind of pressure.
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Is your second paragraph a run-on sentence? Do you feel that you could have put more thought into that rambling collection of words? Lol Is this what we are going to do now? Debate sentence structure? You were wrong in saying I supported BF for OC. You could have admitted it and moved on. You went 3rd grade playground and threw a grammatical mudpie.
 
Fryowa said:
Says the guy who unnecessarily apostrohizes "dads" and uses "is" rather than "are." If you still have your textbooks look up collective noun consistency and verb tense agreement. It'll help next time you feel smart.

Never try to question someone else's intelligence and at the same time leave your own open for debate. It makes you look stupid.
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No one questioned your intelligence. Perhaps I pointed out the fact that you didn't read. Did I say couldn't? Awww...cupcake...I'm sorry.
 
Fryowa said:
Says the guy who unnecessarily apostrohizes "dads" and uses "is" rather than "are." If you still have your textbooks look up collective noun consistency and verb tense agreement. It'll help next time you feel smart.

Never try to question someone else's intelligence and at the same time leave your own open for debate. It makes you look stupid.
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Did you start a sentence with "says?" :) Is that first line a proper sentence? This is already boring.
 
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