Finish this sentence...

[ICbornNraised]

1) Love Davis
2) Hate Davis

 

[clicheusername3]

If Iowa starts the season 5-0, they will get worse as the season goes on.
If Iowa starts the season 3-2, they will improve as the season goes on.

 

[KnightHawk9]

If Iowa starts the season 5-0, they will ___________.
If Iowa starts the season 3-2, they will ___________.

My answers:

1) Finish 8-4
2) Finish 5-7

I'm in about the same place but more optimistic.

1) finish 9-3
2) finish 6-6

 

[311hawk]

pool parties and weed for everyone

or

we fire Sally Mason

 

[pmchawk]

1) not be viewed as a top 25 team
2) will run the table after changing their offensive strategy in the bye-week.

 

[MissouriHerk]

9-3
5-7

 

[MelroseHawkins]

1) ... will be kissing KF on his head.
2) ... will be calling for KF's head.

 

[atomicblue224]

pool parties and weed for everyone

or

we fire Sally Mason

Invite Sally Mason to your pool parties and share with her your weeds.

 

[MisterLucky]

1) give Coach Ferentz a three year extension

2) give Coach Ferentz a one year extension

 

[hogeye]

Either way Ferentz isn't in need of an extension at this point.

 

[wundergrape]

1) Lose Damon Bullock, DeAndre Johnson and Barkley Hill to gun smuggling, typhoid fever and a broken head bone, respectively.

2) Lose Greg Garmon, Andre Dawson and Brad Rogers to a curling accident, tainted Orange Julius and gout.

 

[tksirius]

1) I will still poop twice a day due to my high fiber diet and I will still miss my ex-girlfriend's cats.

2) I will still poop twice a day due to my high fiber diet and I will still miss my ex-girlfriend's cats and I'll be unhappy a lot more.

 

[atomicblue224]

1) I will still poop twice a day due to my high fiber diet and I will still miss my ex-girlfriend's cats.

2) I will still poop twice a day due to my high fiber diet and I will still miss my ex-girlfriend's cats and I'll be unhappy a lot more.

you need to take a gallon of miralax everyday. garentee to make you poop every 5 minutes for next 36 hours. You`ll get 6 pack abs automatically

 

[AreWeThereYet]

If Iowa starts the season 5-0, they will ___________.
If Iowa starts the season 3-2, they will ___________.

My answers:

1) Football will be a fun part of my early fall.
2) I'll find better things to do with my time.

 

[spudhawk]

First off ******* good
thread boss. Speculation like
this is a good time.

My answers #1 finish with a floor of 9-3, #2 mean either (or both) of the lines are worse than expected.