Bob Uecker
"Haywood leads the league in just about every category including nose hair." "When he sneezes it looks like a party favor."
"The Indians scored no runs, one hit, one god damn hit?
"You can't say that on the air"
"Oh who cares, no one is listening anyways."
Sorry, one of my favorite movies..
Oh there's a plethora from Uecker.
*said in a drunken stupor* "Take over Monty...I'm.....in the bag."
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Don't remember the year but Harry Carey at Wrigley field after a foul ball went into the booth and knocked over his "beverage"
"Looks like we're gonna need a relief pitcher"