Don't Dismiss the Les Jepsen Talk

[VintageHawkeye]

Just saw JR Koch being fitted for a suit at the JC Penney. Perhaps fixin to interview for a job? - just sayin'

I'll bet it was a stylish suit like this:

 

[BobLoblaw]

Yeah, similar suit. Of course your pic is of Ryan Luehrsmann though, not Koch.

 

[VintageHawkeye]

Yeah, similar suit. Of course your pic is of Ryan Luehrsmann though, not Koch.

Yah, it was the best I could do.
Here's our boy, lookin' natty!

 

[cjbucks]

LES IS MORE

 

[DuffMan]

I'll bet it was a stylish suit like this:

It seems to me someone with minimal photo shop skils and a bit of spare time could put together a realy sexy, I mean badass, lookin picutre combining this with the basketball card photo.

 

[BA96MA99]

It seems to me someone with minimal photo shop skils and a bit of spare time could put together a realy sexy, I mean badass, lookin picutre combining this with the basketball card photo.

Like this?

 

[Maddog81]

Fellas, don't forget #42 Michael Payne for the Jepsen staff. Yes, he's listed as 6'11", but everyone knew that was because he thought 7-footers were oddballs and didn't want his true height listed.

Plus, he'd own the valuable recruiting hotbed in Quincy, Ill.

Downside is that he wasn't cool on playing second fiddle to #41 Greg Stokes, so he may struggle with Big Les.

 

[VintageHawkeye]

Fellas, don't forget #42 Michael Payne for the Jepsen staff. Yes, he's listed as 6'11", but everyone knew that was because he thought 7-footers were oddballs and didn't want his true height listed.

Plus, he'd own the valuable recruiting hotbed in Quincy, Ill.

Downside is that he wasn't cool on playing second fiddle to #41 Greg Stokes, so he may struggle with Big Les.

No. Payne has ugly skeletons in his closet. As in, taken out of Pentacrest apartments in cuffs back in the day, arrested for knocking his girlfriend around.
I lived directly below him at the time, I know of what I speak.

 

[Billso]

Like this?

Yes, but presented better, like this:

 

[IATrainMaster101]

Would Les reintroduce midnight madness and then do the Napoleon dance like Bo Ryan?

 

[VintageHawkeye]

Would Les reintroduce midnight madness and then do the Napoleon dance like Bo Ryan?

Only if we can find a set of Moon Boots to fit Les's sizeable feet.
Note to self: spend lunch hour on Ebay...

 

[LG210]

Yes, but presented better, like this:

This is an odd thing to say, but Jepsen actually kind of makes that suit look good...

 

[DuffMan]

Yes, but presented better, like this:

Wow, everytime I see this I hear a chorus of angles singing from on high. We need to print a million of these in poster size and distribute one to every household in North Dakota.

Then we will take the 999,346 we have left and place them in strategic spots in Chicago, New York, LA, and Dallas. Then we just need to sit back and watch as recruit after recruit calls US. This is freaking brilliant.

I wonder if Jon knew how influencial this message board would be when he created it?

 

[BA96MA99]

Yes, but presented better, like this:

I knew my mad skills at photoshop would be useful some day. Don't dismiss the Napoleon Jepsen talk!

 

[HawKCP]

I think you people are close but still off base on this.

Brad Lohaus can sell non-existent fishing poles to internet savvy
consumers...I think he can sell the Iowa basketball program to
high school kids.

 

[DuffMan]

Yes, but presented better, like this:

I think this would make one hell of a t shirt

 

[Billso]

Don't dismiss this thread.

 

[LG210]

I think this would make one hell of a t shirt

If we could get tiny Les Jepsen heads in the picture in the background, that would be awesome.

 

[VintageHawkeye]

If we could get tiny Les Jepsen heads in the picture in the background, that would be awesome.

Don't dismiss the Uncle Rico talk.

 

[clicheusername3]

My updated top 5 coach list for 3/20/2010:

1) Les Jepsen
2) Les Jepsen
3) Les Jepsen
4) Les Jepsen
5) Les Jepsen