Derby doesnt have the arm strenght or accuracy to play QB

[GravyJones]

Dammit, now I want some fried chicken.

 

[Billso]

Actually now that I re-read everything it's obvious the whole story is made up. No way would you not eat the whole bucket, that would be like an ISU co-ed opening a pack of twinkies and only eating one, it's just not gonna happen.

THINK ABOUT IT. If he ate the whole bucket, it would no longer be a bucket-o-chicken.

Do I have to explain everything to you people?

 

[EastLosRandy]

I don't care how badly Derby pitches. As long as we have Adrian Clayborn at catcher, nobody will ever get to first base.

 

[grasshawk]

THINK ABOUT IT. If he ate the whole bucket, it would no longer be a bucket-o-chicken.

Do I have to explain everything to you people?

what do you mean "you people"

 

[hawkeye12345]

Funny, funny stuff