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[eveningnewsteam]

Kirk,
Qualifications: Ran Bo Jackson for over 1000 yards in a single game of Super Tecmo Bowl numerous times

Also saved the princess in super mario bros without warping many times as well

 

[hogeye]

That's good, because there will be no warping of any kind on offense or defense.

 

[DuffMan]

28

I can get my guys to count to 5 Mississippi faster than anyone else out there.

lol

 

[vegashawki]

Kirk,


I enjoy sketching pictures of unicorns on notebooks during the games too.

I am not agressive and prefer to keep things close... Why would one want to go out and convincingly beat a team the way you should? Not my defense, no sir, we will let them hang around til the end and maybe sometimes let them win!

Lastly I do not have a backbone, you can control what I do and when I do it. I consider myself submissive and would really like for you to be in complete control.

Thnx, KOK

PS I think I'm ready for the transition to DC this OC stuff is getting too easy time for a change.

 

[CAARHawk]

Wait, too soon. But in about 20 years it will be funny. Well, maybe not. Nevermind.

 

[DuffMan]

Wait, too soon. But in about 20 years it will be funny. Well, maybe not. Nevermind.

Are u commenting on your own post?

 

[hawkeyebob62]

Bob, Age 49

--Brought up on the mean streets of electric "vibrating" football
--Extensive time viewing films like "Brian's Song", "The Program", "Varsity Blues" and "North Dallas Forty". Can recite, line-for-line, the original version of "The Longest Yard"
--Gleaned tons of knowledge from HawkeyeNation.com


Thanks for considering me

 

[hogeye]

Bob, you need to get "Rudy" added on there for more serious clout.

 

[INTIMIDATORHawk]

Intimidator

I'm a 27 time Daytona USA champion, 1988-1998. Which is sort of like football, except with cars and trophy girls...

 

[truehawk]

Ive never coached before but I watched like 45 minutes of Friday night lights once.

 

[hawkeyebob62]

Bob, you need to get "Rudy" added on there for more serious clout.

I will admit to having watched it. That is as far as it goes!

 

[HawkDad]

Suter- Age 59
Experience GM @ KCJJ Radio 1992-Present
Rock & Roll musician 1980-1991
Played sandlot football 1958 (Evy era)-1960. 1961-1964 (Burns era) Played all skill positions. 1965-1970
Defensive Philosophy- Kick their ***** on every single play.
Salary Range- I will happily take 50k less than Norm was making.

Soooooterman!

If you had shared the cookies that the station received this morning... you would have at least one supporter for your application... but noooo you didn't share.

 

[DJL]

-I have spent the last few seasons watching a coach who is better than Bear Bryant, Vince Lombardi and Tom Landry combined!
- I have watched a couple of You Tube videos and I now know that I too can make the Squakeye defenense so proud
- I have personally stalked Jake Knott

Thank you for your consideration.
Signed- ISUer

 

[schatz247]

Pro: I've won championships at every level I've been in from Electric, Nintendo, PC to X-Box.
Con: I've not coached from anywhere but the couch.
Pro: I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night

 

[OO44]

Norm Parker was sitting at the Captain's Table at the Wig & Pen with my friend, The Shadow, owner Dick Querrey and several other patrons. One man stated that he himself had wanted to go into coaching. Norm replied, "The three most overrrated things in life are 1. Home cooking, 2. home boinking and 3. coaching."

 

[papathawki]

I once played a pinball machine in that place just South, or North, of the Airliner in 1952. I don't know if that qualifies me for anything or not because I have no clue what all you guys are talking about. I do think we're having fun here with this, I just don't know why.