Clever headlines for Woodbury commitment?

[SwirlinLingerie]

Despite Repeated Efforts Williams Unable to Get Woody; Age Cited as Contributing Factor

 

[VintageHawkeye]

Fran Pries Woody From Roy Williams Hand

LMAO

 

[TexMcGruder]

Wood will branch out at Iowa.

 

[BigD]

iOWA RECRUITING WOUlD BURY IOWA'S LOSING WOES

 

[theole12]

Tarheel Coach Found Dead in Motel

 

[jacknicholson]

Despite Repeated Efforts Williams Unable to Get Woody; Age Cited as Contributing Factor

Double Dose of Viagra Doesn't Help Williams get Wood!

 

[stevoskin]

Iowa buries wood real deep, UNC crashes and burns!

 

[jacknicholson]

Hawk Foundation Made of Wood!

 

[BradBanks02]

UNC Bury-ed By Iowa!

 

[DesMoinesHawki]

"Roy Williams singing the blues; Woodbury staying home"

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Hawks rub Wood the right way

WINNER!!

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Woodbury to change name to Ochocinco

 

[hawkdrummer1]

Iowa basketball: Let's get wood again.

 

[hawkIhoops]

Turn the Paige: Woodbury a Hawk, Not a Heel

 

[CAARHawk]

The Little Blue Pill Doesn't Work! Williams Doesn't Get Wood.

 

[CAARHawk]

Come On, Who would you think would get Wood?

This Guy

Or This Guy
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[MelroseHawkins]

Hawkeye fans get hard on for Woodbury.

Roy looks like he just got out of a very very cold pool.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Turn the Paige: Woodbury a Hawk, Not a Heel

That's very good for a serious one.

Kudos to you.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

The Little Blue Pill Doesn't Work! Williams Doesn't Get Wood.

This not good. I'm disappointed. Now I know you can do better.

 

[ForeverHawk]

Fran strokes Woody for two full years, finally announces he's coming.......to Iowa!!!