Caption this photo of new QB Jacob Rudock
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DeputyHawk
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Zook- "Yep this will be my last year at Illinoise"
Rudock - "Damn Zook, you really are a ****** bag"
Rudock - "Damn Zook, you really are a ****** bag"
Bucketochicken
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My right shoulder is now dumber.
PlanoHawk
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ABOVE> Illinois Coach Ron Zook is at a loss for words and uses the right shoulder of Florida HS QB Jacob Rudock to keep from fainting as Rudock reveals his commitment to border rival Kirk Ferentz and the Iowa Hawkeyes.
Drakebulldog93
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Wait till you see me in my bicycle shorts.
Hawkize1
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I understand you've committed to Iowa, How about I still call you daily to see how your liking it in Iowa. Rules? I don't need no stinking "rules"!
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VintageHawkeye
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"I used to squeeze 'juice' like this, and look what that did for us!"
Kindabigdeal
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Zook: "Look son, it's well known I can't coach for crap, but let me tell you what I can do. I can bench press 400 lbs and that's all that really matters."
BLKNGOLD48
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Have you ever seen me bodysurf?
DesMoinesHawki
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"Will I be here next year? Good one son. Let me tell you something ... I replaced my entire coaching staff, including the equipment manager, and the cheerleaders. I'd fire my momma if I had to. And after next season if I happen to have to replace the athletics director, well, that's just what the Zooker will do. Ya see son, there is always a solution." Wink Wink
GravyJones
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STRANGER DANGER!
Bjarmstrong
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Son, Let me tell ya a few things....now listen up boy. Im Ron Zook ANDDD Im toooooooo sexyyyyy for my shirtttt...
tweeterhawk
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"Son, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
You beat me to this! Haha
tweeterhawk
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Zook: Sorry, kid, your mom will never get as much TV time as Vandenberg's.
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