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[Fryowa]

NO MORE METH BOWINS!!!

 

[KCHawkeye]

NO MORE METH BOWINS!!!

 

[SmokeTownHawk]

You spelled Al Michaels wrong but ok.

 

[guffus]

Don't be so sure, the BTN could end up hiring her after ESPN goes through one of their "budget cuts".

The BTN's justification for hiring her? All her experience and wisdom she gained from her announcing so many Big Ten games!

 

[okeefe4prez]

Don't be so sure, the BTN could end up hiring her after ESPN goes through one of their "budget cuts".

The BTN's justification for hiring her? All her experience and wisdom she gained from her announcing so many Big Ten games!

Twitter post from her future:

"I have been permanently assigned primarily to all Iowa home games and am moving to Davenport, Iowa so I can easily drive to Iowa City."

 

[Fryowa]

You spelled Al Michaels wrong but ok

@earlkoppelman posts make 83% more sense than yours just did.

 

[Fryowa]

Twitter post from her future:

"I have been permanently assigned primarily to all Iowa home games and am moving to Davenport, Iowa so I can easily drive to Iowa City."

Davenport is way too upscale for Meth Bowins. She's more of a Fort Dodge bowling alley kind of chick. I'll set the scene for you...

Smells like Newport darts and that old lady perfume that scorches your lungs and eyeballs. Hangs out at Family Bowl for a couple hours gettin' primed on Zima's and heads to the Top Hat to slam a bunch of dollar Bud Light draws during her Thursday night cruise for a feral windmill worker.

I'm not judging, by the way.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

You spelled Al Michaels wrong but ok.

That made me chuckle!

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Twitter post from her future:

"I have been permanently assigned primarily to all Iowa home games and am moving to Davenport, Iowa so I can easily drive to Iowa City."

Come on, she types deeeper than that.

 

[JoeyLabasForPresident]

NO MORE METH BOWINS!!!

But she and Nebraska deserve each other. This is a tragedy mistaken for a comedy. A real life Romeo and Juliet. Or maybe more of a Porgy and Bess.

 

[Chickenlounge]

But she and Nebraska deserve each other. This is a tragedy mistaken for a comedy. A real life Romeo and Juliet. Or maybe more of a Porgy and Bess.

I would be fine with having her call all Nebraska games, but only TVs in Nebraska hear her. Everyone else gets a real announcer.

 

[SmokeTownHawk]

@earlkoppelman posts make 83% more sense than yours just did.

LOL..........triggered, got it.

 

[HaydenHawk56]

Be gone you evil beast from hell!