Any Questions?

[Hawke]

Jon mentioned "DQ" in another thread and it made me crave a Blizzard...what flavor did I get?

The power of suggestion, that thread led me to getting a Buster Bar, first one I've had in years.

 

[HawkeyeShane]

The power of suggestion, that thread led me to getting a Buster Bar, first one I've had in years.

EXACTLY! Jon should get commissioned by DQ!

 

[Hawke]

EXACTLY! Jon should get commissioned by DQ!

Maybe there will be a DQ banner ad on here soon.

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Maybe there will be a DQ banner ad on here soon.

Where in the hell would they put it??? This placed is packed as it is!

(Just kidding Jon...take your finger off of the "Ban" button and get back to your honeymoon!)

 

[latrans]

Seems pretty obvious but since no one has asked it yet - who will be Iowa's next head bb coach?

Also My bathtub faucet is leaking and I can't figure out how to get the stupid thing apart to replace the gasket or o-ring or whatever so how do I do that?

One more - my wife has 3 cats and they keep peeing on the floor in the basement, so what I need to know is how do I kill 3 cats and make is look like a believable accident. If it matters my house is green.

 

[Hawke]

I don't think the OP has anything on the Oracle of Delphi.

 

[BradBanks02]

Answer:

Not that funny since he won't be coaching in that game.

So you're saying he's leaving for iowa during halftime of the title game?

 

[tweeterhawk]

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?

 

[Hawke]

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you accomplished?

 

[tweeterhawk]

Why does the label on my dog's new tug rope toy say "Do not engage in tug of war with your pet"?

 

[tweeterhawk]

I can get a one-egg breakfast special for $1.99 while two eggs cost $2.99. What's wrong with the second egg?

 

[Hawke]

Where have all the flowers gone?

 

[TheInsideSource]

Jon mentioned "DQ" in another thread and it made me crave a Blizzard...what flavor did I get?

Answer:

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.

And it was delicious.

 

[TheInsideSource]

Seems pretty obvious but since no one has asked it yet - who will be Iowa's next head bb coach?

Also My bathtub faucet is leaking and I can't figure out how to get the stupid thing apart to replace the gasket or o-ring or whatever so how do I do that?

One more - my wife has 3 cats and they keep peeing on the floor in the basement, so what I need to know is how do I kill 3 cats and make is look like a believable accident. If it matters my house is green.

1. The next coach IS...well worth the wait. Be patient!

2. You're going to need to google "faucet fixes" or invest in a Time-Life series that is overpriced for anyone's few needs. Granted, it covers everything, but noone ever needs "everything".

3. I suggest a broken window and a rabid raccoon or possum. But be extremely careful when handling it, broken glass can cause serious injury.

 

[TheInsideSource]

So you're saying he's leaving for iowa during halftime of the title game?

Answer:

Do not put words in my mouth.

However, donuts are allowed!

 

[TheInsideSource]

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?

Answer:

There's always an exception. State Farm isn't located on a farm at all.

 

[TheInsideSource]

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you accomplished?

Answer:

Both! Which should make you very happy.


And sad.

 

[TheInsideSource]

Why does the label on my dog's new tug rope toy say "Do not engage in tug of war with your pet"?

Answer:

Dogs, while smart, are also incredibly dumb. They will accept losing a tooth to retain "my toy! my toy! my toy!". It is up to humans to protect them.

 

[HAWKEY3]

What is the Sound of a Head?

 

[TheInsideSource]

I can get a one-egg breakfast special for $1.99 while two eggs cost $2.99. What's wrong with the second egg?

Answer:

Trust me, you do NOT want to know!