Any Questions?

[TheInsideSource]

Where have all the flowers gone?

Answer:

Stop being a pansy, Alice. NEXT QUESTION!?!?

 

[TheInsideSource]

What is the Sound of a Head?

Answer:

You misplaced an "a" in your question, but the answer is "slurp".

 

[Hawke]

Brothers and sisters, I have none,
But this man's father is my father's son.

How can this be?

 

[HAWKEY3]

Answer:

You misplaced an "a" in your question, but the answer is "slurp".

Tony says that's silly

 

[TheInsideSource]

Brothers and sisters, I have none,
But this man's father is my father's son.

How can this be?

Answer:

It's his son.

 

[TheInsideSource]

Tony says that's silly

Answer:

Tony's not old enough to understand the answer.

 

[Hawke]

Answer:

It's his son.

No.

 

[TheInsideSource]

No.

Answer:

Do not argue with TheInsideSource. All answers are final.

 

[Hawke]

Answer:

Do not argue with TheInsideSource. All answers are final.

Okay. Yes.

 

[Hawke]

How long is a piece of string?

 

[TheInsideSource]

How long is a piece of string?

Answer:

A fractal piece of string is infinitely long because it is wiggly at every scale.

 

[hawkeyz10]

if jonny's mother had 3 kids and she named the first one Penny and the second one nickel, then what did she name the third?

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Back to the search...is McCaffery REALLY "the guy"???

 

[TheInsideSource]

Back to the search...is McCaffery REALLY "the guy"???

Answer:

Sometimes when everyone is running in one direction, the prey is running in the other.

 

[TheInsideSource]

if jonny's mother had 3 kids and she named the first one Penny and the second one nickel, then what did she name the third?

Answer:

Todd Lickliter

 

[TheInsideSource]

I tried to tell you all in my very first post who the new coach would be. I hope and pray that next time, you will not doubt me.

 

[blkngoldUofI]

WTF is Barta thinkimg with this hire? Who is he going to bring in as assiatants? Will his Dad be an assistant? Does he have a son that will walk on? Will this knot in my gut go away in time or will it last three more years when Iowa is looking for another new coach?

 

[TheInsideSource]

WTF is Barta thinkimg with this hire? Who is he going to bring in as assiatants? Will his Dad be an assistant? Does he have a son that will walk on? Will this knot in my gut go away in time or will it last three more years when Iowa is looking for another new coach?

Answers:

1. Barta is thinking Iowa needs a rebuild and he brought in a proven mechanic.

2. He will bring in guys who will share his tireless work ethic.

3. No.

4. Not until 2017.

5. It will stay there, but it will change from a knot of despair to a knot of anxiety as Iowa once again plays in games that matter.

 

[TheInsideSource]

And now that the coach is in place and Hawkeye Nation is ready to get excited for Iowa Basketball once again, I bid you all farewell.

And never forget, The word is FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! For IOWA!

Go Hawks!