A glimpse into Fryowa's future

[MelroseHawkins]

I like animals, but zoos are always so smelly and full of trashy, pushy people - good zoo, bad zoo, or in between, it's a turn off for me.

Yea, there's more animals roaming around outside than there are caged up.

I suppose a lot like Walmart.

 

[Luftgekuehlt67]

On the zoo topic though, here's my experience every time with something like that.

You buy the tickets online. Ow, ouch, F me - kinda pricey. Oh well, it's a special thing, live a little. The kids will love it, right? Fine.

You show up to the zoo (or aquarium or what have you) and are immediately conscious of being surrounded by people that, for all appearances, don't have two nickels to rub together. Seriously, it's like walking into a Council Bluffs Wal-Mart. And how can every woman there between 16 and 50 be pregnant? Or I guess at least give the appearance of being pregnant.

What is the deal with that?

 

[HawkGold]

There are ads on this site?

My ads are on home improvement and home owners insurance.....

 

[MelroseHawkins]

My ads are on home improvement and home owners insurance.....

............Yea right!!

 

[Fryowa]

On the zoo topic though, here's my experience every time with something like that.

You buy the tickets online. Ow, ouch, F me - kinda pricey. Oh well, it's a special thing, live a little. The kids will love it, right? Fine.

You show up to the zoo (or aquarium or what have you) and are immediately conscious of being surrounded by people that, for all appearances, don't have two nickels to rub together. Seriously, it's like walking into a Council Bluffs Wal-Mart. And how can every woman there between 16 and 50 be pregnant? Or I guess at least give the appearance of being pregnant.

What is the deal with that?

I don’t know what zoo you’re going to, but my kid and I go to Doorly in Omaha every year on my birthday and it’s never been anything but a great experience.

Columbus, Phoenix, Denver, all great visits.

Maybe your choice of cities or zoos??

 

[Fryowa]

............Yea right!!

I’ve honestly never seen an ad on the site. I use 1Blocker in mobile and AdBlock on desktop.

I’d quit using the internet if adblockers all stopped working.

 

[HawkGold]

No, it was a joke to go along with the OP article that you were working in conjunction with these shady perverted people to advertise. This when we all know the advertisement on this site has to do with tendencies and what viewers look at.

ALL A JOKE.

I'm disappointed I had to spell it out to you and HawkGold. Bummer. I thought it may be the "Post Of The Year!". It was like Seinfeld writing.

No you aren't disappointed. Maybe he's from South Dakota...

 

[Luftgekuehlt67]

I don’t know what zoo you’re going to, but my kid and I go to Doorly in Omaha every year on my birthday and it’s never been anything but a great experience.

Columbus, Phoenix, Denver, all great visits.

Maybe your choice of cities or zoos??

I've been to Denver and Omaha zoos several times - they are both smelly and overflowing with the teeming, unwashed masses every time I've visited.

 

[HawkGold]

I don’t know what zoo you’re going to, but my kid and I go to Doorly in Omaha every year on my birthday and it’s never been anything but a great experience.

Columbus, Phoenix, Denver, all great visits.

Maybe your choice of cities or zoos??

The Omaha Zoo is fantastic. St Louis is as well. Frankly never been to a bad one. Overseas zoos can be a trip though.

 

[ssckelley]

I've been to Denver and Omaha zoos several times - they are both smelly and overflowing with the teeming, unwashed masses every time I've visited.

Well now we know it's Fryowa and his family reunions he's having at the Omaha zoo!

 

[Fryowa]

I've been to Denver and Omaha zoos several times - they are both smelly and overflowing with the teeming, unwashed masses every time I've visited.

I thought you were a pretty level headed dude until this weirdness got started

 

[Luftgekuehlt67]

I thought you were a pretty level headed dude until this weirdness got started

Lmao, I kept up a facade of normalcy as long as I could. If you hadn't brought up the stupid zoo, I think I coild have kept it going a bit longer.

 

[thedukeofearl]

Former Ohio State player Kirk Barton and infamous message board poster NevadaBuck fired and sued over role in OSU site

A lawsuit over alleged ad deal impropriety and other misdeeds involving an Ohio State site highlights a shady section of sports media.

awfulannouncing.com

Yeah, I remember this guy

Used to do The Weekend Update on SNL

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Art Schlicter laughs in his face. ^^