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If by "ticket taker" you mean I will take your tickets and leave you curled up in the corner, then yes, you're right.

Incorrect. While it is true that OK4P wants = Chef, he ain't half the man. I personally think his meltdown was largely due to his support for the Wildcats. I'm Hawk all the way through...

Hey Kids, the Chef here. Long time since my last post, but I have been cleared to let you all know that OK4P is resting comfortably at home. He had a meltdown during the TN fiasco, and a relapse during the press conference. He will be ok just as soon as we sign our 2015 recruits.

I say KF should make KOK the DC. Nobody stops offenses with lots of talent like him. I've seen him do it for 13 years.

Hard to believe but I couldn't blame them. oK4P is prolly on to something.

I can believe Mr. Davis recommended Carpelini...rumors around Nebby say that some big donors are tired of some of his activities outside of football. Now Bopelini has do spit on officials all by himself.

You guys are missing another point of the brilliance that is KOK, which occurred to me as I read the film report on JVB. One of the the things that KOK does that would make him a huge asset in the NFL is that he doesn't have a "play book." Rather, his approach is to have a "Play page" so...

Well, I guess it depends on your definition of Barfing. I would define the term "Barfing" as meaning "any sudden or unplanned expelling of bodily fluids in either an unplanned time or location which is not caused by the quick repetitive motion of anyone's (most likely your own) hand or other...

So that's what your going with? I'm huge so therefore I have to pay for women. And you've just now figured that out? My advice is go talk with Kool AIDS so he can give you a referral to that detective school where he graduated cum laude. Maybe you can catch the afternoon session and get your...

Listen SD, don't confuse a case with a 12 pack. OK4P can't carry a case of beer so I know he's never brought that much to your little tea party. Further, did you ever stop and wonder why OK4P brings Coors and drinks Captain? Well let me clear that up for you, too. He buys the Coors on sale...

Hey Norm, you're on. I'm pretty sure I will get some primo tix to the Nebraska game (I live in Omaha, so lots of contacts). Just promise you'll support the black and gold and you don't plan to buy any seasons at an institution that is trying to take down Iowa, and we're good to go. See OK4P...

Hey Kool Aid, he said "bince." It must be OK4P.

Don't be too hard on ISU. He's probably been through a couple of crappy breakups where his significant other had to be taken to market. Hey ISU, you're just as guilty as OK4P on this loyaty stuff. Let me guess, you cheer for ISU when they aren't playing Iowa right? You probably also like...

Given that your title includes ISU, I can understand why you would ask the question, but the answer might just surprise you. The answer is yes, because quite frankly, there is always a cost to being with a hot woman. In your case, you probably have to pay before you can take your woman away...

Trick question, and I'm not falling for it... You don't "listen" to CW McCall, you "experience" it. Gotta sign along or it just doesn't work. Now I'm just bringing Mavis (the waitress from the Ol Home Filler Up and Keep On Trucking Cafe).

Look Koolaids, if I were the same person as KOK - and pretending not to be - do you think I would use words like that? Seriously, did you get your private investigator certificate from the Dale Gribble School of Private Investigators - Morning Session? Maybe you should stick to using the...

Look, I'm not worried about OK4P coming off the turnbuckle. He comes off the turnbuckle on me, I'll slap him in the Gagne Sleeper or the Figure Four Leg Lock, and that will be all she wrote. I will quote Sgt Highway from Heartbreak Ridge: "That means be advised: I'm mean, nasty and tired...

Before anyone starts to think we're picking on ol' OK4P, let me point out a few things: 1. I didn't do this to him...he's done it to himself (pretty much like his sex life I'm sure). He went out and purchased NW tickets. A lot of his attributes I can forgive including, but not limited to...

This pretty much sums it up. Don't forget, however, that OK4P had to copy off me thoughout law school, and nobody was more surprised than me when he actually passed the bar exam. It's not that I think OK4P is a bad guy. I actually think he's funny, and I enjoy going to the games with him. I...

The best post here is Tyler Sash's: OK4P USED to sit in the back row. Now he has to sit with the unwashed in end zone seats. I could really care less where he goes, bince he probably will call last minute to tell me his wife is making him go to the opera or something. Look, let's not pick...