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    Kirk’s first statement

    Q: When were you notified by Beth Goetz? A: "I had access to the announcement that you read, we all read. Over the weekend, yeah that was the timeline." This is going to get nasty.
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    Scalions bought tickets to every B1G team except….Iowa

    “We have known their play calls for the past 20 years” says Scalions. He goes on to say, “we know that when Brian scratches his nuts, it’s run up the middle, when he wiggles his ears, it’s a bubble screen, and when he looks away from his dad and talks into the headphone it’s going to be an 8...
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    How do the next 4 games go?

    1. We will be favored in all games 2. The under will be 32 or less in all games but the over will hit in 3 out of 4 3. Win vs NW 4. Loss vs Rutgers 5. Win vs Illinois 6. Loss @ Nebraska Wrap up the regular season at 8-4, which looks good on paper but when the fan base finally realizes that any...
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    The Conundrum that is Iowa Football

    The conundrum is simple. If we had an offense that could be even semi-productive, this team would compete not only for conference but national championships every year. The Iowa D has been on the field for 532 plays which is an INSANE stat. Yards per play is 4.28 which again, is an INSANE...
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    Malik Zaire is an awful announcer

    “Running it effectively instead of running it to run it.” Followed by, “being able to run when you need to instead of running when you want to.”
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    Malik Zaire is an awful announcer

    “He was doing an aircraft carrier and didn’t throw it on a jet line like he was supposed to.” Wtf does that even mean?
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    Malik Zaire is an awful announcer

    Seriously. Brutal listening to his word salad trying to announce a football game. Not as bad as listening to a game announced by Beth Mowins but it’s pretty damn close.
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    This quote says everything you need to know

    “I’m just a quarterback, I’m not calling the plays or doing any of that,” said McNamara. “That’s not my decision, I’m just gonna run the play as fit and I’m gonna throw it to the open guy.”
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    What’s the plan for next year…let’s make a few assumptions

    Just assume that anyone with the last name of Ferentz is no longer with the program Kirk is paid $7m per year plus I’m sure a few other incentives. He’s top 15 in the country in terms of coaching salaries. Iowa has the dollars to pay for most, if not all, coaching candidates that would be...
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    The three greatest lies

    Dude It’s 1. I’ll save the last piece of pizza for you 2. Checks in the mail 3. BF is a football coach
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    I’m not very good at math

    How does zero factor into the total points needed for BF to keep his job?
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    Am I alone here

    100%. But I loved it with the -28.5
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    Should Beth Goetz Rescind Brian's Contract Stipulations?

    It is what it is. The Iowa football team has become more about the assistant coach than the program. Nobody should be bigger than the program and it’s time for them all to move on. By all I mean the entire Ferentz clan. The story line for Kirk - he’s the longest tenured coach in D1 football...
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    On the bright side

    Stopped reading after the first few paragraphs. This is about Brian Ferentz not Kirk Ferentz. It’s a signed contract. Period. There is no fight. There is no discussion. He gone at end of year.
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    On the bright side

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    On the bright side

    Sportsmanship? See ending to both PSU and FSU game for what college coaches and players want to do. Running a play in live action gives you another rep and game film. Kicking from a FG may be a bit much but at least get some plays on film so you can make your team better.
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    On the bright side

    The offense will improve next year.
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    On the bright side

    This will be the last year that we need to endure one of the worst offenses in the country. When your contract says you need to average 25 points and you can’t even put that up against a team like this. Whoa Nelly!!!
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    Flex Protect Plus

    Iowa leads the way with three protected games. IMO those games suck. Nebraska, Wisconsin and Minnesota...hooray. On one hand you've got three opponents that should be wins or close games, on the other hand you've got three turds on the schedule. Would have liked to have kept one protected...
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    So let's get this out of the way early....

    Now that Connor is finished with his basketball career, maybe Fran can add him to his staff and create the 2nd legacy of Father/Son coaches at Iowa. It’s all we can get and shouldn’t hope for any better. Mediocrity is great.
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