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    how many of you didn't go to iowa?

    Went to Simpson. Started going to Iowa games with my dad in 1977. Those who think Ferentz is a bad coach might not remember the Bob Commings years. Be careful what you wish for. Iowa Football Saturdays have been a huge part of my family tradition for generations. I still get goose bumps and...
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    I hope Nebraska doesn't come after Ferentz

    I'm afraid it does, alphabetically.
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    Pelini having a terrible day

    I'd love to see Iowa roll into Lincoln on Black Friday and hand Bitter Bo his final loss. ...and then steal some more of their recruits.
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    Cyclone Haiku

    Rhoads talks like hayseed. Pollard sounds like hoser-dweeb. Both selling a hoax.
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    Can we stay within 50 of any of these teams?

    Iowa tends to play to the level of their competition, so yes. We can hang with just about anyone, or lose to just about anyone.
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    This is one of the most important Iowa football games in years!

    If Iowa were to lose tomorrow, it'd be like Steve Dohr marrying Gary Barta's sister, Katie Furkin. It'd be Katie Barta-Furkin-Dohr
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    Rudock can run

    Thanks, Dave. But from how bad Dolph butchers Ekakite, I'm not so sure. Go Hawks!
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    Rudock can run

    Is it ROO-dock or RUD-ick? I've heard both.
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    Screen grab of KF giving the crowd the bird at the basketball game tonight.

    I assume the banhammer was dropped for this one???? Unbelievable.
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    iowa state can now see

    Craft shoots a free throw about as gracefully as Nebraska's Uncle Rico Martinez throws a football. But go B1G!
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    Consistently good recruiting

    I agree with this. So why are the nation's best high school punters not lining up and begging to play at Iowa? Seriously.
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    Haiku...Wolverine Style!!

    34 to 9 That was 10 long years ago Flip score tomorrow
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    uniforms

    Please ban this Commie, leftist, pinko POS. The sooner the better.
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    In case the game is as boring as they've been...

    and you're too loyal of a fan to not pay attention anymore. Try this drinking game. Listen to Dolph's call on the radio and take a drink of your favorite beverage every time he says "Bowlermakers" instead of Boilermakers. It will keep you interested and you'll be $hit-hammered by halftime.
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    Boilermaker Haiku

    I have O.C.D. Dolphin says "Bowlermakers" Makes me twitch and pace
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    This may get some negative attention...

    I'm sure some very open-minded Iowa official will say he had the right to express himself.
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    As Hawks Lose, Asparagus Pi$$ Research Advances

    So get this. I had a buddy over for the game. We had a few beers and grilled some steaks and asparagus for dinner. When Penn State went up 14-0, my mind started to wander a bit and I asked him if his pee stinks when he eats asparagus. (In case you didn't know, about 25% of people don't...
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    I remember hearing before the season..

    CJF had about a 5 yard dart thrown at his waist and behind him at the goal line yesterday (incomplete). I'd love to see a soft loft about 12 feet high where only CJF could go up and get it. A DB would have to climb up his body to defend it and would get flagged. I trust it will happen soon...
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    Spartan Haiku!

    Big 10's best mascot Dantonio frowns a lot Fat d-line they've got
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    Penn State will beat Iowa in Iowa City

    Maybe there's a chance JVB continues to improve each game and makes us all forget about the Central Michigan game. Maybe there's a chance that true Hawk fans will appreciate how he never gave up and turned the season around as he's taking a knee to win the Nebraska game. Maybe there's a chance...
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