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    Why not Dan Gable for AD

    Jamie Pollard is a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie, but he's been walking into Gary Barta's kitchen and eating his lunch on a regular basis, and Sally Mason seems to be perfectly fine with it.
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    More Bad News in Ronald McDonald Land

    No matter how much bad news comes spewing out of the Inferiority Complex, and no matter how awful they play in their first couple games, never underestimate what Pembrick Jummerly will do against Iowa at Kinnick next week. Who is Pembrick Jummerly? He's a fictitious character I thought of a few...
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    Looking for something jazzy to do in the Quad Cities

    If you're looking for a dive bar with great food, the Circle Tap at 1345 W. Locust St. always had excellent ribs and a cool atmosphere. Just east of St. Ambrose.
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    Looking for something jazzy to do in the Quad Cities

    Here's something I've always wanted to do...ya know http://www.myvidster.com/video/3545382/Will_Ferrell_in_Davenport_-_Old_Milwaukee_Commercial_1
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    Tail gating menu.

    Here's a simple gameday hors d' oeuvre: 1 jar of cocktail onions 1 jar of small, whole dill pickles 1 block of colby jack cheese Toothpicks Cut pickles into disks about 1/2" tall. Cut cheese into cubes about 1/2" by 1/2". Slide a cocktail onion about halfway up a toothpick. Then slide...
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    Beathards hair

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    64+8 doesn't equal 68

    A coach who attempts to solve problems with uncontrolled rage + A team that no longer responds to those antics = Disaster
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    Ola-Shine-i: The Secret's Out

    It's Gaybola Shaney.
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    CHA will it be rocking?

    I think several aisles need to be removed in the lower 1/3 of CHA. It's ridiculous how much prime seating space is taken up by the aisles.
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    Some observations from today's game

    -Thad Matta could grease a fairly large skillet with his nose. -Jarrod Utoff looks like an under-fed house cat...in a good way. -Gaybola Shaney looks like a nativity scene king. Has a very royal look to him somehow. -Aaron Craft is like a bad, lingering fart. You just can't get away from...
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    Did Fran's T's cost us the game?

    Fran obviously has a Bo Pelini problem and his team paid for it tonight.
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    The equipment has arrived in Florida......

    According to the "Iowa Notes" at outbackbowl.com, Iowa has 4 national championships. Not sure how Iowa's Sports Information Director conjured that one up.
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    Supporting Ferentz - change your mind?

    I want Ferentz here as long as he wants to be here. Now let's see how long it takes for HawkMalaise to call me a 'Doosh Bag' for spouting such Ferentz non-hate.
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    Coldest game ever at Kinnick

    It will be cold, but Iowa's 3 senior LBs will have their **** hot. Hawks win. Enjoy it!
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    Overpaid College Coaches List

    It's a football forum. DB stands for 'Defensive Back'. Get your mind outta the gutter.
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    Overpaid College Coaches List

    Kirk Ferentz earns every penny of his salary and I hope he's our coach as long as he wants to be. I would bet that most college and NFL coaches, current and former players would agree. Go Hawks and enjoy the rest of this season. This team is a special group with 3 senior LBs playing at a high...
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    Progress is Being Made with the Program

    Bottom line is you can't handle it. It's not a Ferentz problem, it's a YOU problem.
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    Minnesota Sucks: Fun facts

    Gophers are funny lookin' in a general kinda way. They got nice walleye though, Margie! Ya dern tootin' they do!
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    Travis and Tim

    Travis is the one who sounds like a stuttering, stammering Muppet with a hyper-sensitive gag reflex. It's like listening to Fozzy Bear saying "ah ah ah ah, eh eh eh" with a tongue depressor in his throat. Really bad radio. It seems like every time I start to listen, they're talking about...
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    Travis and Tim

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