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  1. TexMcGruder

    Lord Ferentz and Golf

    I'm Tex from Colorado and I know who I saw. Lord Ferentz is easily recognizable in over 15 states and 3 countries. It was a pretty cool shot to see 'em. I also heard he got yelled at by Camilo Villegas' caddie fer walkin' while he was 'bout to putt.
  2. TexMcGruder

    Lord Ferentz and Golf

    Just watchin' the replay of the John Deere out here Colorado-way and I noticed after Steve Stricker chipped in they had Sticker with one Lord Ferentz in the dang background clappin' and wearin' his Tiger Hawk shirt proudly. Very nice!
  3. TexMcGruder

    Iowa Game Atmosphere

    Dang son! What are you askin'? Is Iowa patriotic? Hell(s) yes! Three buckeye stickers will be removed from yer Oscar Meyer wiener helmet on account I ain't sure what yer postin' 'bout.
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    Iowa Has Tight Connection with 2014 Elite OL

    Dang son! I have indirectly witnessed you placing an internet turd into yer own mouth directly. Five buckeye stickers will be awarded to you which you may place onto yer tinfoil helmet. Congratulations son! You've made the second-team extree-point holder guy.
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    Stanzi on fire 3rd day in a row.

    Livin' out here Denver-way the criticism of Lady Queff of Nother Dane was he was not a strong presence in the huddle in Cleveland and in Denver...not a strong dang leader in other words. I could see Ricky gettin' a shot sometime down the road over Brady Queff.
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    Most overused cliches in analyzing CFB talent

    Bacon bits 4G Apps Tackle Dummy Tangibles that are in Sweet midget gherkins Concussions don't happen Sweat and tears Fake punt pass high motor
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    McNutt in 6th vs DJK not drafted

    Three words: Tony Mandrich.
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    Crennel on Stanzi

    Why, I've been on the trail with the dang cattle. I moved 'em from New Mexico to Montana. There ain't too many truckstops along the way. I needed the dang internet connection and the one's I stopped at didn't have dial-up. I lost two cattle-hands to malaria, lost a wagon wheel and three oxen...
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    Crennel on Stanzi

    I don't reckon the Chiefs will be happy if Brady Queff gets in there. The criticism out here Denver-way was he wasn't much of a leader. Some talent but the players didn't respond to 'em. Plus he's a Noder Daim Queffer.
  10. TexMcGruder

    Kazan decision

    He woulda won state if coach woulda put him in the fourth quarter.
  11. TexMcGruder

    Diamond to.......

    I wish Dustin Diamond had chosen Iowa. I really do.
  12. TexMcGruder

    CJ Beathard is OURS!

    He was 48 lbs but carried the weight of the United State of Iowa on his dang shoulders supported by that 48 lb frame. Does that answer yer dang query?
  13. TexMcGruder

    New recruit

    Trey McNutt committed. He's a LB/Punter combo athlete-type.
  14. TexMcGruder

    Catching up on Iowa Recruiting

    I'd go a dang step further and say I'd invite him in and turn the fireplace on. I'd give him warm milk, you know, we'd have cookies. It'd be very charming.
  15. TexMcGruder

    Garmon commit has me wondering?

    We had a 5 star FB from FLA a few years ago. Number one FB in the country by one group.
  16. TexMcGruder

    Chad Greenway

    Numero 3 is Angerer.
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    For those of you that don't remember re: Stoops

    I had met Bowlsby's wife a few times back in 1999 and 2000 and we talked about the fan backlash on not hirin' Stoops. She said Bob wanted Ferentz. I think she was tryin' to save his skin a bit but what the dang do I know?
  18. TexMcGruder

    Is Iowa basketball in the sweepstakes for...

    Andrew Luck too? Dang. I remember the dang days we'd out rebound teams by 10-15. Now we are playin' to draft Luck.
  19. TexMcGruder

    End of an era for this coaching staff....

    May I get the dang Cliff's notes version of this here novel? The dang original poster reminds me of the hit 1980s ABC after school special entitled, "Timmy needs a new ball and a hug."
  20. TexMcGruder

    Rob Howe gets it

    All of this is important, most importantly.
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