SamsonHawk515
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Do you at least drop the kids off at the pool prior to sitting down two wide? Heard this sheds lbs off fat people like nobody's business.
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Do you at least drop the kids off at the pool prior to sitting down two wide? Heard this sheds lbs off fat people like nobody's business.
hoopthemottle
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I applaud you, large sir. You have done the right thing. If your *** is so wide that you spill beyond the alloted 18", then good manners and a conscience dictate that you try to reach your wallet pocket and purchase another seat to accomodate your too-wide berth. (Frankly, why is it not required?)
There are, as you allude, other unconscientious louts, who bring their sorry ***** (skinny or otherwise) into rows for which they have no tickets. They suck more than fat people.
Seatbacks = winning.
ssckelley
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This thread is awesome, good laughs here.
Feel fortunate that all of you complaining have the dough to cough up to afford those tickets. My limited means with a family of 6 is lucky to get to 1 game a year, and I have a decent paying job. There is no greater place to be on this planet than on game day at Kinnick stadium and hearing 70K+ roaring for our Hawks. I would put up with fat people, skinny people, whinny kids, sitting with 1 butt cheek, people needing to go pee every 5 minutes, and even opposing fans. All I ask is please do not sit me in front of some old person that wants to sit all game.
Feel fortunate that all of you complaining have the dough to cough up to afford those tickets. My limited means with a family of 6 is lucky to get to 1 game a year, and I have a decent paying job. There is no greater place to be on this planet than on game day at Kinnick stadium and hearing 70K+ roaring for our Hawks. I would put up with fat people, skinny people, whinny kids, sitting with 1 butt cheek, people needing to go pee every 5 minutes, and even opposing fans. All I ask is please do not sit me in front of some old person that wants to sit all game.
goods10
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Take it for what it is worth and keep in mind I am not destroying you. Wouldn't a weight loss program be cheaper than having to buy that second seat? Not to mention improving your health!
ICHawk24
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Do the people on either side of you have seatbacks? If not, suggesting they get ones for 2013 may help.
eveningnewsteam
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Yeah they have them, they do the same thing I do.
hawkihayes
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Nope unlike you trolls I have a business that allows me to bring all the kids to the game. 6 Season ticket don't come cheap.
Section136
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I dont know whats more weird.
*You referring to your bowel movement as your "kids"
or
*You admitting that you bring your turds to a football game
SamsonHawk515
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Busted up laughing at work when I read this.
GrandpaHawk
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Second the laughing.So funny
Wow. What a bunch of genius's! People are bigger now than when they built lots of football and basketball venues years ago? Really? You guys just figure this one out, huh? Yeah, some of the difference is the large number of overweight people (like me, probably), but a lot of it is simply that people are bigger.
Personally, I would rather be crowded in next to an overweight person rather than sitting next to the following...
...some idiot who spends the whole game on a cell phone
...some smelly, drunk, obnoxious gen x'er
...some football genius who narrates the entire game for me
...somebody who can't stay in his/her seat for a whole quarter at a time
...somebody who absolutely reeks of tobacco smoke
...somebody who makes rude comments about players/coaches non-stop
...somebody who continues to drink throughout the game and ends up wanting to fight anyone around him for unknown reasons
...somebody whose language is so vulgar, rude, obnoxious that people around him/her are really turned off, and for good reason
...and finally, somebody who ******* about being uncomfortable at a football game.
Yup, we have a lot of overweight people; but, they don't even compare in creating discomfort for me with those I describe above, most of whom are members of the "new" generation of Iowa fans.
Yeah, and angry Lewis Black is my favorite comedian of the day.
Personally, I would rather be crowded in next to an overweight person rather than sitting next to the following...
...some idiot who spends the whole game on a cell phone
...some smelly, drunk, obnoxious gen x'er
...some football genius who narrates the entire game for me
...somebody who can't stay in his/her seat for a whole quarter at a time
...somebody who absolutely reeks of tobacco smoke
...somebody who makes rude comments about players/coaches non-stop
...somebody who continues to drink throughout the game and ends up wanting to fight anyone around him for unknown reasons
...somebody whose language is so vulgar, rude, obnoxious that people around him/her are really turned off, and for good reason
...and finally, somebody who ******* about being uncomfortable at a football game.
Yup, we have a lot of overweight people; but, they don't even compare in creating discomfort for me with those I describe above, most of whom are members of the "new" generation of Iowa fans.
Yeah, and angry Lewis Black is my favorite comedian of the day.
hawkihayes
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You forgot the people that chat the whole game and can't tell you the score of the game or the team the hawks are playing.
Igothawked
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I can't really complain about my seats. I have aisle seats, and really always have plenty of room with no seat backs. Occassionally when standing I sort of move out into the aisle but never have any problems. We have a nice couple next to us and they are both pretty small, I am mid size and usually have my wife, who is small, or one my kids with me. It works out pretty well. My only real complaint is people leaving to go to bathroom, etc. But thats only because I have big feet and always get my toes stepped on, but thats not a big deal.
On the fatty topic, How about at Carver? I have seen some massive people crammed into those seats. How does that work? Some people are so crammed into their seats they can't even get out and sit the whole game. How can that possibly be comfortable?
On the fatty topic, How about at Carver? I have seen some massive people crammed into those seats. How does that work? Some people are so crammed into their seats they can't even get out and sit the whole game. How can that possibly be comfortable?
I rarely advocate genocide, but if we could just get rid of all of these people in every stadium, my gameday experiences would be much better. I'd rather sit in a row of people that way 300 bills that have just one in these folks in my entire section.
GrandpaHawk
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You will be complaining if you get bumped from your isle seats because you don't give enough to the I-Club.Been told every seat including the end zones aren't protected.So you might have to cough up some money or lose them.
Golfer
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Yup. It will reach a point that everyone there is going to have to give at least $100 per seat.
SamsonHawk515
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Paying top dollar to watch 7-5 fooball, isn't that a blast?
herkyattack
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If you don't want to do it then give your tickets up. I am sure there is a long list of people who would be willing to take your seats.
