Quick story, so I was starting to think that all the hate on fat people was getting a little out of hand, figured I would tell a positive story about the large human and what they bring to Kinnick. Anyway, here we go. Three years ago at the Penn State game it was a blistering cold night. Iowa was hanging around and we all know what the great Ameican and our kicker accomplished that day, great day in Hawkeye history. Beyond what happened on the field a glimpse of greatness was shown in section 104 and this greatness can be attributed to one man. A large man at that, one that section 104 fell in love with, a man who is a mouth breather. This mouth breather saved the day for section 104 and any frostbite that may have occured. Why you might ask, well due to his large size and excessive breathing of the mouth section 104 felt like a sauna, many fans had to shed clothing, even the chicks it was sweet! We never got your name, but I wanted to say thank you morbidly obese mouth breather, you, Ricky, and the kicker saved us all that day. The moral of the story is before you hate on the large and in charge ask yourself not what can you do for them, but what can their size do for you. SamsonHawk515, out.