"Iowa Football's lovable town drunk"?
Classy. About what I would expect from a 'Clone.
You know, I do understand why self-loathing cardinal and mustard fans such as yourself hate and ridicule a highly successful, and respected, former Hawkeye and NFL football player, and the current color commentator for Hawkeye football games. It must absolutely kill you guys when he gets to broadcast to much of the nation about how Iowa rolls over the 'Clones.
Someone needs to take off their black and gold glasses a little bit. You think the nation gives a damn about some 7-5 team out of the midwest with a relatively small following such as the Hawkeyes? The only time the Hawks are in national news it comes with headlines such as:
"Iowa WR Arrested for Running a Drug House"
"Iowa RB Arrested for Marijuana Possession"
"Iowa Football Players On Trial For Rape Accusations"
"Iowa Football Program Sends 13 Players to the Hospital After Rigorous Workouts"