No, not that. I have been a busy guy though. Career track in education and industry (ag on both) and have done a lot of traveling. I've had an interesting life with a lot of twists and turns. 6 kids, long term marriage. I've been pushed by Imelda Marcos, had a run in with the Russia mafia, had one on one lunch with Wayne Laravee, had an Illini BB asst Coach by my assistant coach, Lou Doo attended my BB camp for several sessions (his grand kid was playing) been on a high speed chase, went after an Iowa Deputy Sheriff for rights violations, been mugged at the Vegas M and M store, camped at Grand Canyon in Dec, had my knee repaired by the Bulls surgeon, lived next to the guy who lost 2 games in the 87 WS (I think he lost 2) barrel raced horses as a kid and been is more fights as a kid than I could possibly count. Have one of my books in hundreds of libraries around the world from Europe, China to Australia. And my fav teacher has been on unsolved mysteries. Lived in all but 1 states surrounding Iowa.... Badgerland. Negotiated and managed multi million dollar farm drainage projects, told a Bank President boss where to go... and made a London billionaire angry. Kind of reminds me of Fry.
I think that about covers it. Oh, and I know a fundamentally poorly coached basketball player when I see one.....shooting and rebounding/blocking out.
Oh, had to run from an attempted robber in Kyiv. That and went to unrest protests between Nationalists, Communists, Pro Russia, Nazi, and Our Ukraine demonstrators. Was absolutely amazing. And got a few pics.
I also can spot smartassed closet Badgers....
and dated Mariah Carey's cousin. Looked a lot like her.