!*****Official 'Iowa Hokey Pokeys Holes In The Trojans' Game Thread*****!

[1hawkeye1]

Imagine our combined worth on this board isnt enough to pull a USC cheerleader.

Sadly yes. I'd just like to be around to catch the fallout should one of those sweaters give way.

 

[okeefe4prez]

Imagine our combined worth on this board isnt enough to pull a USC cheerleader.

Not since we lost Miller.

 

[chucktownhawk]

Sadly yes. I'd just like to be around to catch the fallout should one of those sweaters give way.

I guess they really do make sweaters that big, don't they? Apparently so

 

[thedukeofearl]

TK is back in business

Alright Alright Alright

 

[thedukeofearl]

Marion Morrison more than likely plowed a few Trojan cheerleaders

 

[ssckelley]

I'm starting to think to be a cheerleader at USC you must meet a certain cup size.

 

[hawkeyewx]

I think Iowa will be in solid shape if they can keep up in the first quarter. That's where Iowa has struggled in recent bowl losses. They cannot let USC's speedy receivers do what McCaffrey did in the Rose Bowl (TD on first play). The secondary cannot get caught napping.

 

[1hawkeye1]

I think Iowa will be in solid shape if they can keep up in the first quarter. That's where Iowa has struggled in recent bowl losses. They cannot let USC's speedy receivers do what McCaffrey did in the Rose Bowl (TD on first play). The secondary cannot get caught napping.

I'm thinking wet rainy conditions will neutralize their speed and quickness. AJ Epenesa is a mudder, ya know.

 

[chucktownhawk]

Iowa cannot, I mean cannot gaze into the eyes of the USC cheerleaders. It will be all over. It's a good thing we're not playing the Beavers of Oregon State, whew, thank God

 

[Robowe]

 

[M1911A1Hawkeye]

Lets go Hawkeyes.

 

[Robowe]

I'm starting to think to be a cheerleader at USC you must meet a certain cup size.

Seinfeld quote ...

I haven't seen four women like this together outside of a Russ Meyer film.

 

[trj]

I am old. I feel like creepy old guy looking at these pics. These girls were born in like 1998. Either they have great genes or the best plastic surgeon ever.

 

[4thngoal]

I am old. I feel like creepy old guy looking at these pics. These girls were born in like 1998. Either they have great genes or the best plastic surgeon ever.

Well they are someone's daughters.
Not mine though.

 

[thedukeofearl]

I think Iowa will be in solid shape if they can keep up in the first quarter. That's where Iowa has struggled in recent bowl losses. They cannot let USC's speedy receivers do what McCaffrey did in the Rose Bowl (TD on first play). The secondary cannot get caught napping.

I wake up screaming from the nightmares to this day

The game was over in the first 10 seconds

McCaffrey crossed the goal line at the 49-second mark of the first quarter

Damn

 

[thedukeofearl]

With a face like mine, I'm not really too picky.

Yeah, but you dress like a Lord

 

[thedukeofearl]

Whatever happened to that guy? I thought he lost some sponsors or something.

They followed his mind out the door

 

[Robowe]

 

[NCHawker]

Watching the pinstripe bowl... every time I look up its 3rd down

 

[ssckelley]

Jeez, they waited until noon to open the parking lots? They must not know how we tailgate.