You Might Be Late to The Iowa Basketball Party If...

[wundergrape]

...you act as if Eric May and Matt Gatens always have been and always will be your favorite players.

 

[wundergrape]

...you complain that the top-50 recruit we're in on is too ________________*.


*insert petty gripe.

 

[Retiredcoach]

...you think "Downtown" refers to Iowa City.

 

[LG210]

You think that Iowa has always had a parquet court.

 

[Benddontbreak]

Is this thread for old men to feel better about themselves?

 

[bighawkeyedaddy]

You refer to the Alford years as the Glory Days.

 

[1hawkeye1]

You await next season with giddy anticipation because the program is likely to be ranked for the first time ever.......

 

[wundergrape]

Is this thread for old men to feel better about themselves?

You got a problem with that?

 

[LG210]

Is this thread for old men to feel better about themselves?

Easy Benddo....

 

[eveningnewsteam]

You think these NIT appearances are a positive

 

[1hawkeye1]

Is this thread for old men to feel better about themselves?

Viagra ain't free, ya know.

 

[TritonHawkeye]

You have never seen a basketball players knee's.

 

[hawkeye12345]

you think winning 4 games in 4 days is the only way that we can make the NCAA tournament.

 

[Section136]

You still have a massive amount of butthurt directed at anything related to Steve Alford.

 

[wundergrape]

You still have a massive amount of butthurt directed at anything related to Steve Alford.

Funny. I was going to post "you have no less than a massive amount of butthurt directed at anything related to Steve Alford."

Different strokes for different...butts. I guess.

 

[BaryGarta]

You think Sir Jam A Lot was a dude who made bread toppings...

 

[LG210]

You fail to realize that George Ravelling was the inspiration for Will Farrell's "I suffer from voice immodulation" skit on SNL.

 

[twinlaker]

You have no idea who Pembrook Burrows III is! Still hurts sooo bad

Cool side bar by the way

http://artisgilmore53.blogspot.com/2010/09/jacksonville-university-versus-iowa.html

 

[BasketballMan]

...you act as if Eric May and Matt Gatens always have been and always will be your favorite players.

is this your attempt at humor? If so. not very funny at all. Something wrong with Eric and Matt?

 

[Section136]

is this your attempt at humor? If so. not very funny at all. Something wrong with Eric and Matt?

So much DERP.

Gatens and May were 2 of the most vilified players on these boards until they had fantastic senior seasons and then they turned into everybody's favorite player.

Much the same treatment Oglesby gets around here.