Woody is just a lost cause...

DuffMan

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...Regarding his hair. He started the season with a big shaggy mop, which in retrospect looks good, at least compared to the bowl cut he's wearing now. I mean the dude looks like DJ from Rosanne in the thing. I hope he ain't trying to do the Bieber cause the **** won't work with his elongated facial features. I think he's just got t go high and tight, something like what Chris Street wore.
 






He needed to cut the hair so he could see the ball better in the defenders hand, that way he could reach up and block it.
 




I would also recommend moving from the Kingsbury hairdo to the Settles. Can't go wrong with a Jess Settles hairdo for someone with large facial features. His head is already a bit wide in proportion to his body and the Kingsbury just makes it seem even wider and longer.
 




Woody started the season rocking the same doo I had when playing back in the early 80's. I of course had a cool stache to go along with it.
 


...Regarding his hair. He started the season with a big shaggy mop, which in retrospect looks good, at least compared to the bowl cut he's wearing now. I mean the dude looks like DJ from Rosanne in the thing. I hope he ain't trying to do the Bieber cause the **** won't work with his elongated facial features. I think he's just got t go high and tight, something like what Chris Street wore.

How's that Woody block-o-meter update coming?
 


You know he might be able to pull it off if he also had a mustache. Gaining a bit of weight will also help him. I would still recommend the Settles for him as of now.
 
















I think an A.C. Earl doo would strike fear in the opponents.


So how is a caucasion dude suppose to rock a kid'n'play high top fade? He needs that fratboy, 20 somethin hairdo that dudes were wearing 5 or 6 years ago.


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