Wisconsin sidelines

Yes I did notice that! He must have thought that it was ok since there were no fans there. Not cool.
 
I will give him the benefit of the doubt. I don't believe he had any malicious intent in what he did. He was being as discreet as he could and had a lookout man trying to block the view. There was 5:42 left in the 3rd quarter with no fans in the stands.

He had three alternatives. Ask the coach to go to the locker room (which probably wouldn't have gone over well), hold it until the game was over half an hour later (which may not have been possible), or piss himself.

I guess a fourth alternative would have been to go into the medical tent and relieve himself in a water bottle or something, which probably didn't cross his mind.
 
I have more of an issue with this than I do with ISM's back flip. My man couldn't make it back to the tunnel? If you are a middle age dude with a prostate the size of a basketball, okay I get it. C'mon man, a younger cat has to have better "hold it" skills than that.
 
I did this in high school as it was a good 5 minute dound trip to get to the lockerroom, but I was able to go under the stands.

Cold weather messes with bladders.
 
I did this in high school as it was a good 5 minute dound trip to get to the lockerroom, but I was able to go under the stands.

Cold weather messes with bladders.

Wasn't there a port-a-potty(kybo) near by? Those small town stadiums there always seems to be one near the maintenance shack.
 
I highly doubt the kid was trying to be an asshole. There’s more snot, spit, and blood on the actual field than what he pissed out.

He probably couldn’t hold it anymore and at least had the decency to have somebody block the view. If you’ve ever played sports you know the feeling. Probably held it for a half hour
 
I wonder how often that really happens. Probably happens in those tents a lot to be honest. You never see players heading in the locker Joe Paterno style to use the John.

One would think with all the players in football they would have to relieve themselves. I bet those tents are used most for that than for hiding working on injuries.
 
I wonder how often that really happens. Probably happens in those tents a lot to be honest. You never see players heading in the locker Joe Paterno style to use the John.

One would think with all the players in football they would have to relieve themselves. I bet those tents are used most for that than for hiding working on injuries.
I never personally did it but when it’s cold out there’s a fair bit of purposely pissing your pants in high school football. Not because it’s warm, but because when it’s cold and it sneaks up on you what are you going to do? Run 100yds to the concession building and miss a series when you were supposed to be on the field? That’s a pretty good way of making sure you never get playing time again.
 

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