Top to bottom (I know these are not very realistic)
Jay Wright-Villanova (Smokin Hot Wife, Catholic at a Catholic Univ, Program on the Rise) Ain't Happenin'
Bruce Pearl-Tenn (Iowa Connection, Strong Builder of Programs, SEC Sucks) Maybe
Keno Davis-Prov (Iowa Connection, Limitted Success, Great Offense, SHI**Y D) Would you rather lose a bunch of games scoring 50 or scoring 80?
Kevin Stallings-Vandy (Ill State for a bit, 27-6 at Vandy this year, SEC still Sucks, good ties in the Midwest) I don't know.
Steve Lavin-ESPN (High Profile, Firey?, Out of the Game a Long Time, Understands Iowa BB History as Shown by Comments During the Iowa v. Mich Game) Could do worse.