Who is Iowa's fastest offensive lineman?

[ColumbusHawk]

Since I always get ripped about calling posts stupid, I am going to post a stupid question>

 

[OUTofTOWNHAWK]

Is that you Crew74?

 

[trapperjon]

Who is HawkeyeNation's slowest (i.e: densest) thread starter??

 

[Billso]

What is the world's heaviest airplane?

 

[mrolympia]

how much does the heaviest microbe weigh?

 

[OUTofTOWNHAWK]

how much does the heaviest microbe weigh?

Same as a unicorn?

 

[Scotttyd]

Reminds me of a quote from Bob Costas at the olympics when he was describing race walking "Being the fastest walker is kind of like being the loudest whisperer"

 

[Ihawk209]

Reminds me of a quote from Bob Costas at the olympics when he was describing race walking "Being the fastest walker is kind of like being the loudest whisperer"

or the tallest midget

 

[TheBattman]

or the tallest midget

or the smartest rihtard?

 

[Sirhouseman]

What's heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

 

[RocketHawk]

How did I get a std, me and my girlfriend haven't slept with anyone else?

 

[edr247]

How did I get a std, me and my girlfriend haven't slept with anyone else?

Are either of you doing IV drugs or have either of you had blood transfusions lately?

 

[Billso]

Are either of you doing IV drugs?

"Every day".

"Good."

 

[Scotttyd]

or the smartest rihtard?

not to get to PC (because I am far from it) , but bad choice of words - if you son/daughter/nephew, was a special needs, you would change your tune.