What's the most idiotic football comment you've heard this year?

Jarren Reed:

TUSCALOOSA, Ala. (AP) - Police say Alabama defensive lineman Jarran Reed was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol. Tuscaloosa police say Reed was stopped early Sunday after hitting another car while both backed out of parking spots. Police say Reed drove a 2011 Dodge Charger toward the parking lot's exit before he was pulled over.

Ha Ha Clinton Dix:

The night before Ha Ha Clinton-Dix was set to leave Alabama headed to Florida to visit his family, he loaded his car with all his essentials: clothes, shoes, an iPad ... and money.

Overnight, his 2012 Dodge Charger was broken into. The Alabama standout safety was easy prey for robbers, with his doors left unlocked and his vehicle loaded with valuables, including about $200 in cash, a source close to the situation told Sporting News.

Altee Tenpenny:

GREENVILLE, Miss. (AP) — A 20-year-old college football player was killed in a one-car crash in Mississippi, a local coroner said Wednesday. Altee Tenpenny was pronounced dead at 6:57 p.m. Tuesday at Delta Regional Medical Center in Greenville, Washington County Coroner Methel Johnson told The Associated Press. Tenpenny, who played at Alabama in 2013 and 2014, was taken to the hospital after he wrecked a 2008 Dodge Charger near the community of Glen Allan, Johnson said.

Trent Richardson (not a Charger but...)

On August 28th, 2011 Alabama running back Trent Richardson was pulled over for speeding in Chilton County, Alabama. The Crimson Tide star was going 85 in a 70 and the officer noted that he blamed the "large rims" on his vehicle for the speeding violation. What was the vehicle? A 2011 GMC Yukon which retails for in the neighborhood of $40,000 even without the added expense of new rims. Raise your hand if it makes sense that an "unemployed" athlete at Alabama with two children, no job, and a non-wealthy family could afford a brand new SUV. Put your hands down Alabama fans. Trent Richardson could be flying in his own private jet and you'd talk about how it's perfectly reasonable for him to avoid traffic this way.
 
DJ Fluker:
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Further proving my point. If Game Day Ron goes and gives Nate Stanley 5 bottles of Revolt Lubricating Liquid to sign some footballs, that transaction has no bearing on Nate Stanley's decision to go to Iowa. Top programs can't control all the hangers on and it sounds like several players in that instance declined to sign.
Nick Saban walks through the player parking lot EVERY DAY! He can see what's right under his nose. Like most of these cheating programs, he doesn't want to see it. Plausible deniability.
 
Nick Saban walks through the player parking lot EVERY DAY! He can see what's right under his nose. Like most of these cheating programs, he doesn't want to see it. Plausible deniability.
Banks will lend guys money so long as they have ability to access student loan funds sufficient to pay the interest. It's like you morons have no idea how easy it is to get credit. The whole economy is based on debt on debt and if these guys want to sign car notes at 18% interest, let them.
 
Banks will lend guys money so long as they have ability to access student loan funds sufficient to pay the interest. It's like you morons have no idea how easy it is to get credit. The whole economy is based on debt on debt and if these guys want to sign car notes at 18% interest, let them.
....yeah, that's how it's happening.
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Further proving my point. If Game Day Ron goes and gives Nate Stanley 5 bottles of Revolt Lubricating Liquid to sign some footballs, that transaction has no bearing on Nate Stanley's decision to go to Iowa. Top programs can't control all the hangers on and it sounds like several players in that instance declined to sign.

Love the Game Day Ron reference.
 
I don't know about you but I rolled around college in a $40,000 brand new Yukon with $5000 worth of custom rims! Lol. Stick your head back in the sand, beach boy.
There are subprime lenders running around. There are all kinds of college kids who have $40k rigs. It's not 1982 anymore, bud.
 
Look, I deal in evidence. As an Alabama fan, I think there is a good chance Mr. Newton was paid to attend Auburn, but I have no evidence. Neither do you. Y'all are just pissed off because the SEC teams are so much better than the northern teams. But at the end of the day, even if we were to assume, arguendo, that the SEC teams were paying guys and it stopped tomorrow, it still wouldn't make Iowa any better. At most it would maybe make teams like Mississippi State or Arkansas have a puncher's chance to win the SEC once every 10 years instead of getting crushed all the time.

I'm not pissed, I'm just not stupid.
 
Asks for evidence....doesn't like the evidence.
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Scurrilous accusations based on a guy having a car is not evidence. A guy who is likely to be a first or second round draft pick is going to have a little different idea about borrowing money to procure a motor vehicle than you or me and if my son was going to be a top draft pick, I'd be buttering him up with a nice car, too. You have zero evidence as to how these vehicles were procured.
 
Scurrilous accusations based on a guy having a car is not evidence. A guy who is likely to be a first or second round draft pick is going to have a little different idea about borrowing money to procure a motor vehicle than you or me and if my son was going to be a top draft pick, I'd be buttering him up with a nice car, too. You have zero evidence as to how these vehicles were procured.
Serious question: does the NCAA allow student-athletes to use potential 'professional' earnings in order to obtain loans from financial institutions?
 
So none of you guys opposing Prez have ever heard of predatory lending? Especially with car loans? Look it up. Or go down and ask Guido at your nearest used car lot.

How did I do Prez? :D
 

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