What level of incompetence does Brian Ferentz have to exhibit to be fired?

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Ok that's funny. Just when I was starting to write you off. You draw me back in.
 
You'd think UNI was an FBS team or even a decent FCS team the way the Ferentz nut huggers are talking.
IF UNI WAS IN THE B1G THEY WOULD BE A 5-4 TEAM IN CONFERENCE PLAY AND IF THEY WERE IN THE SEC THEY'D DEFINITELY WIN 3, PROBABLY 4 GAMES A YEAR. THIS WAS A DAMNED BIG WIN. IOWA IS SITTING AT 3-0 AFTER A MURDERER'S ROW NON-CON SCHEDULE. IOWA STATE WOULD PROBABLY WIN THE SEC WEST AND BUT FOR TWO SHITTY CALLS YESTERDAY THEY WOULD HAVE BEATEN OKLAHOMA. NORTHERN ILLINOIS IS BETTER THAN HALF THE BIG TEN. AND UNI IS ABOUT AN AVERAGE BIG TEN TEAM.

THE BIG TEN IS THE TOUGHEST OR MAYBE SECOND TOUGHEST CONFERENCE IN FOOTBALL AND IOWA IS NOW IN THE CATBIRD'S SEAT TO GET INTO THE PLAYOFFS FROM THE BIG TEN. WE CONTROL OUR OWN DESTINY. LOOK AT THE BLEMISHES TEAMS HAVE TAKEN. POWERFUL PROGRAMS LIKE MICHIGAN, WISCONSIN, NEBRASKA AND RUTGERS ARE ALL SITTING THERE WITH LOSSES. EVEN MIGHTY NORTHWESTERN AND PURDUE HAVE LOSING RECORDS THANKS TO SCHEDULING THE BEST TEAMS IN THE MAC.

THIS WAS A BIG WIN BY FERENTZ AND YOU HATERS NEED TO JUST STFU.
 
IF UNI WAS IN THE B1G THEY WOULD BE A 5-4 TEAM IN CONFERENCE PLAY AND IF THEY WERE IN THE SEC THEY'D DEFINITELY WIN 3, PROBABLY 4 GAMES A YEAR. THIS WAS A DAMNED BIG WIN. IOWA IS SITTING AT 3-0 AFTER A MURDERER'S ROW NON-CON SCHEDULE. IOWA STATE WOULD PROBABLY WIN THE SEC WEST AND BUT FOR TWO SHITTY CALLS YESTERDAY THEY WOULD HAVE BEATEN OKLAHOMA. NORTHERN ILLINOIS IS BETTER THAN HALF THE BIG TEN. AND UNI IS ABOUT AN AVERAGE BIG TEN TEAM.

THE BIG TEN IS THE TOUGHEST OR MAYBE SECOND TOUGHEST CONFERENCE IN FOOTBALL AND IOWA IS NOW IN THE CATBIRD'S SEAT TO GET INTO THE PLAYOFFS FROM THE BIG TEN. WE CONTROL OUR OWN DESTINY. LOOK AT THE BLEMISHES TEAMS HAVE TAKEN. POWERFUL PROGRAMS LIKE MICHIGAN, WISCONSIN, NEBRASKA AND RUTGERS ARE ALL SITTING THERE WITH LOSSES. EVEN MIGHTY NORTHWESTERN AND PURDUE HAVE LOSING RECORDS THANKS TO SCHEDULING THE BEST TEAMS IN THE MAC.

THIS WAS A BIG WIN BY FERENTZ AND YOU HATERS NEED TO JUST STFU.
My eyes are bleeding and my sarcasm detector is on high alert
 
IF UNI WAS IN THE B1G THEY WOULD BE A 5-4 TEAM IN CONFERENCE PLAY AND IF THEY WERE IN THE SEC THEY'D DEFINITELY WIN 3, PROBABLY 4 GAMES A YEAR. THIS WAS A DAMNED BIG WIN. IOWA IS SITTING AT 3-0 AFTER A MURDERER'S ROW NON-CON SCHEDULE. IOWA STATE WOULD PROBABLY WIN THE SEC WEST AND BUT FOR TWO SHITTY CALLS YESTERDAY THEY WOULD HAVE BEATEN OKLAHOMA. NORTHERN ILLINOIS IS BETTER THAN HALF THE BIG TEN. AND UNI IS ABOUT AN AVERAGE BIG TEN TEAM.

THE BIG TEN IS THE TOUGHEST OR MAYBE SECOND TOUGHEST CONFERENCE IN FOOTBALL AND IOWA IS NOW IN THE CATBIRD'S SEAT TO GET INTO THE PLAYOFFS FROM THE BIG TEN. WE CONTROL OUR OWN DESTINY. LOOK AT THE BLEMISHES TEAMS HAVE TAKEN. POWERFUL PROGRAMS LIKE MICHIGAN, WISCONSIN, NEBRASKA AND RUTGERS ARE ALL SITTING THERE WITH LOSSES. EVEN MIGHTY NORTHWESTERN AND PURDUE HAVE LOSING RECORDS THANKS TO SCHEDULING THE BEST TEAMS IN THE MAC.

THIS WAS A BIG WIN BY FERENTZ AND YOU HATERS NEED TO JUST STFU.

It is honestly hard to categorize this as satire or not.
 
IF UNI WAS IN THE B1G THEY WOULD BE A 5-4 TEAM IN CONFERENCE PLAY AND IF THEY WERE IN THE SEC THEY'D DEFINITELY WIN 3, PROBABLY 4 GAMES A YEAR. THIS WAS A DAMNED BIG WIN. IOWA IS SITTING AT 3-0 AFTER A MURDERER'S ROW NON-CON SCHEDULE. IOWA STATE WOULD PROBABLY WIN THE SEC WEST AND BUT FOR TWO SHITTY CALLS YESTERDAY THEY WOULD HAVE BEATEN OKLAHOMA. NORTHERN ILLINOIS IS BETTER THAN HALF THE BIG TEN. AND UNI IS ABOUT AN AVERAGE BIG TEN TEAM.

THE BIG TEN IS THE TOUGHEST OR MAYBE SECOND TOUGHEST CONFERENCE IN FOOTBALL AND IOWA IS NOW IN THE CATBIRD'S SEAT TO GET INTO THE PLAYOFFS FROM THE BIG TEN. WE CONTROL OUR OWN DESTINY. LOOK AT THE BLEMISHES TEAMS HAVE TAKEN. POWERFUL PROGRAMS LIKE MICHIGAN, WISCONSIN, NEBRASKA AND RUTGERS ARE ALL SITTING THERE WITH LOSSES. EVEN MIGHTY NORTHWESTERN AND PURDUE HAVE LOSING RECORDS THANKS TO SCHEDULING THE BEST TEAMS IN THE MAC.

THIS WAS A BIG WIN BY FERENTZ AND YOU HATERS NEED TO JUST STFU.
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It is honestly hard to categorize this as satire or not.
IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT THE MAC IS ROUGHLY ON PAR WITH THE BIG TEN AND IS PROBABLY THE THIRD BEST CONFERENCE RIGHT NOW. IF NOT THE MAC, THEN WHO? MARYLAND BEAT TEXAS AND TEXAS CRUSHED USC. B1G >>> PAC 12. IOWA BEAT ISU AND ISU IS PROBABLY THE BEST TEAM IN THE BIG 12 AND LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT OSU DESTROYING TCU. THEREFORE, BIG TEN >>>> BIG 12. THE KANSAS RUTGERS GAME WAS A FLUKE.

THE ACC IS HOT GARBAGE. LOOK AT FLORIDA STATE. AND LOOK AT GEORGIA TECH. THOSE ARE POWERHOUSE TEAMS IN THE ACC AND THEY SUCK. THEREFORE, B1G >>> ACC.

THE ONLY CONFERENCE WITH AN EDGE IS PROBABLY THE SEC, BUT THAT IS ONLY BECAUSE BAMA IS SO GOOD. THE REST OF THE CONFERENCE IS NO BETTER THAN THE B1G. BUT GIVEN BAMA, I'LL SAY SEC > B1G.

WHICH BRINGS US TO THE MAC. YOU HAVE EASTERN BEATING PURDUE AND AKRON OVER THE CATS. BUT THE B1G HAD SOME BIG WINS, WITH MINNESOTA BEATING MIAMI AND IOWA BEATING NIU. SO I WOULD SAY MAC = B1G.

GO BACK THROUGH AND RUN TRANSITIVE PROPERTIES AND YOU CLEARLY SEE THE MAC IS PROBABLY THE SECOND BEST CONFERENCE TIED WITH THE BIG TEN OR IF YOU GIVE THE EDGE TO THE B1G, THE MAC IS NO WORSE THAN THE THIRD BEST CONFERENCE RIGHT NOW.

GIVEN NIU'S RELATIVE STRENGTH IN THE MAC, I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY IF NIU WAS PLAYING OUR SCHEDULE, THEY WOULD BEAT NEBRASKA (DID IT LAST YEAR), MINNESOTA, ILLINOIS, PURDUE, NORTHWESTERN AND PROBABLY ONE OF MARYLAND AND INDIANA. SO THEY WOULD LIKE BE 6-3 IN B1G PLAY. AND IOWA BEAT THEM.

SO THAT IS A QUALITY WIN. SAME WITH ISU. THEY ARE A GOOD TEAM. AND SO IS UNI.
 
IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT THE MAC IS ROUGHLY ON PAR WITH THE BIG TEN AND IS PROBABLY THE THIRD BEST CONFERENCE RIGHT NOW. IF NOT THE MAC, THEN WHO? MARYLAND BEAT TEXAS AND TEXAS CRUSHED USC. B1G >>> PAC 12. IOWA BEAT ISU AND ISU IS PROBABLY THE BEST TEAM IN THE BIG 12 AND LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT OSU DESTROYING TCU. THEREFORE, BIG TEN >>>> BIG 12. THE KANSAS RUTGERS GAME WAS A FLUKE.

THE ACC IS HOT GARBAGE. LOOK AT FLORIDA STATE. AND LOOK AT GEORGIA TECH. THOSE ARE POWERHOUSE TEAMS IN THE ACC AND THEY SUCK. THEREFORE, B1G >>> ACC.

THE ONLY CONFERENCE WITH AN EDGE IS PROBABLY THE SEC, BUT THAT IS ONLY BECAUSE BAMA IS SO GOOD. THE REST OF THE CONFERENCE IS NO BETTER THAN THE B1G. BUT GIVEN BAMA, I'LL SAY SEC > B1G.

WHICH BRINGS US TO THE MAC. YOU HAVE EASTERN BEATING PURDUE AND AKRON OVER THE CATS. BUT THE B1G HAD SOME BIG WINS, WITH MINNESOTA BEATING MIAMI AND IOWA BEATING NIU. SO I WOULD SAY MAC = B1G.

GO BACK THROUGH AND RUN TRANSITIVE PROPERTIES AND YOU CLEARLY SEE THE MAC IS PROBABLY THE SECOND BEST CONFERENCE TIED WITH THE BIG TEN OR IF YOU GIVE THE EDGE TO THE B1G, THE MAC IS NO WORSE THAN THE THIRD BEST CONFERENCE RIGHT NOW.

GIVEN NIU'S RELATIVE STRENGTH IN THE MAC, I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY IF NIU WAS PLAYING OUR SCHEDULE, THEY WOULD BEAT NEBRASKA (DID IT LAST YEAR), MINNESOTA, ILLINOIS, PURDUE, NORTHWESTERN AND PROBABLY ONE OF MARYLAND AND INDIANA. SO THEY WOULD LIKE BE 6-3 IN B1G PLAY. AND IOWA BEAT THEM.

SO THAT IS A QUALITY WIN. SAME WITH ISU. THEY ARE A GOOD TEAM. AND SO IS UNI.
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IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT THE MAC IS ROUGHLY ON PAR WITH THE BIG TEN AND IS PROBABLY THE THIRD BEST CONFERENCE RIGHT NOW. IF NOT THE MAC, THEN WHO? MARYLAND BEAT TEXAS AND TEXAS CRUSHED USC. B1G >>> PAC 12. IOWA BEAT ISU AND ISU IS PROBABLY THE BEST TEAM IN THE BIG 12 AND LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT OSU DESTROYING TCU. THEREFORE, BIG TEN >>>> BIG 12. THE KANSAS RUTGERS GAME WAS A FLUKE.

THE ACC IS HOT GARBAGE. LOOK AT FLORIDA STATE. AND LOOK AT GEORGIA TECH. THOSE ARE POWERHOUSE TEAMS IN THE ACC AND THEY SUCK. THEREFORE, B1G >>> ACC.

THE ONLY CONFERENCE WITH AN EDGE IS PROBABLY THE SEC, BUT THAT IS ONLY BECAUSE BAMA IS SO GOOD. THE REST OF THE CONFERENCE IS NO BETTER THAN THE B1G. BUT GIVEN BAMA, I'LL SAY SEC > B1G.

WHICH BRINGS US TO THE MAC. YOU HAVE EASTERN BEATING PURDUE AND AKRON OVER THE CATS. BUT THE B1G HAD SOME BIG WINS, WITH MINNESOTA BEATING MIAMI AND IOWA BEATING NIU. SO I WOULD SAY MAC = B1G.

GO BACK THROUGH AND RUN TRANSITIVE PROPERTIES AND YOU CLEARLY SEE THE MAC IS PROBABLY THE SECOND BEST CONFERENCE TIED WITH THE BIG TEN OR IF YOU GIVE THE EDGE TO THE B1G, THE MAC IS NO WORSE THAN THE THIRD BEST CONFERENCE RIGHT NOW.

GIVEN NIU'S RELATIVE STRENGTH IN THE MAC, I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY IF NIU WAS PLAYING OUR SCHEDULE, THEY WOULD BEAT NEBRASKA (DID IT LAST YEAR), MINNESOTA, ILLINOIS, PURDUE, NORTHWESTERN AND PROBABLY ONE OF MARYLAND AND INDIANA. SO THEY WOULD LIKE BE 6-3 IN B1G PLAY. AND IOWA BEAT THEM.

SO THAT IS A QUALITY WIN. SAME WITH ISU. THEY ARE A GOOD TEAM. AND SO IS UNI.

First, please fix your font size.

Second I'm not gonna argue the transitive tea leaf reading. In a strange year so far it actually holds up. I'm not going to base to much stock in it yet though. This season has been wrought with inconsistencies and parity for everyone except for the truly elite.

That said each conference (except PAC) has a legitimate Championship contender. The SEC actually has 3. They're clearly the best conference. Everyone else has alot of ground to make up. Iowa might just be the cream of the west even with a lackluster O.
 
Brian called a great game last night and your agenda won't allow you to see it or admit it apparently.

I'm not saying your narrative lacks merit, only that you should wait to double down on it until we actually fall on our face. The odds are in your favor that next week your criticism has real bite. So why not just wait?

The flip side is that BF has demonstrated how to call a game quite well. There is obviously more the the story when its really bad. Lol.
 
I stopped watching after the draw play during the two minute drill before the end of the first half. The team was leaving points on the field for the whole first half.
 
Sorry to bump this ancient thread from 5 seasons ago, but we have some more pertinent data. Finishing 121st in total offense was not enough to get Brian fired. We will see if 130th does the trick. I do not believe it will.
 
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