"What is an Iowa Hawkeye?" by LSU blogger

[NCHawker]

No shortage of bulliten board material for the hawks this year.

 

[gohawkz]

Hahaha! Funny read. I don't think I have ever vomited harder than after drinking Hawkeye vodka. It's hard to mix that with anything really, but for the price, I'd choke down a shot or two when I was in college.

The last time I drank Hawkeye vodka I woke up the next morning with something on my pillow that looked like a chicken nugget, but I didn't have any chicken nuggets in the house. Also I peed on my checkbook.

Never again.

 

[libradawg]

I think people are missing the scariest point here. The guy obviously put Hawkeye into the search engine, filtered out sports references and came back with a list that included that $3 a pint Vodka. Last year's team was the one that resembled it most, since it's something that makes you vomit before you can get enough to get something good out of it.

 

[brentbee]

We, LSU, got the tiger nickname back during the civil war. LSU was originally a military school, and the unit that went off to war were said to "fight like tigers". The bengal mascot came later.

Oh, how rude of me, Brent here in Baton Rouge, and I for one am glad we are playing you guys.....the majority of tiger fans I know are. We owe you guys

 

[brentbee]

Oh, as far as sharing the tiger mascot; Auburn can't decide if it is a tiger or freaking bird. Mizzou just got here, can't help they happen to be tigers too. Guess we could get Clemson and Memphis to join as well.

 

[M1911A1Hawkeye]

The last time I drank Hawkeye vodka I woke up the next morning with something on my pillow that looked like a chicken nugget, but I didn't have any chicken nuggets in the house. Also I peed on my checkbook.

Never again.

Sounds like one hell of a time.

 

[HawkinGoferLand]

yeah Miles is known for clock mismanagement and strange calls

 

[MelroseHawkins]

The last time I drank Hawkeye vodka I woke up the next morning with something on my pillow that looked like a chicken nugget, but I didn't have any chicken nuggets in the house. Also I peed on my checkbook.

Never again.

LMAO!! Thanks for sharing.

 

[HawkfaninWA]

Sounds like one hell of a time.

All I can think of is the Ace Ventura quote "one hell of a model American" when I see this.

Ace Ventura Pet Detective: I'm Looking for Ray Finkle... and a clean pair of shorts - YouTube

 

[bigjim]

The real question is what the hell is a bayou bengal? I hate LSU man I hope we can beat them again. Their fans are giving us no respect. They think they are to good to play us I really hope we can shut them up. GO HAWKS!

 

[Camhawk]

The last time I drank Hawkeye vodka I woke up the next morning with something on my pillow that looked like a chicken nugget, but I didn't have any chicken nuggets in the house. Also I peed on my checkbook.

Never again.

I was going to take the kids to McD's today but now I think I will splurge for something better.