What comes to mind when you think of Nebraska?

[BigIke]

The first thing that comes to mind for me is the N on the helmet......
In is not Nebraska, it is Nowledge. . . . ..

 

[DJL]

'N' for "Nowledge"

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

On a Friday thanksgiving day, what time does the party start at tommys? Is it byob?

 

[DJL]

The very first thing a Bug-Eater learns upon arriving on campus.

stands for Nowledge.

You beat me to it, and did it better than I did

 

[DJL]

On a Friday thanksgiving day, what time does the party start at tommys? Is it byob?

 

[99topdawg]

'N' for "Nowledge"

Are you sure it doesn't stand for No wins?

 

[earthman]

I'll go first:

1.) That boring thing you have to endure when you're in a hurry to ski or buy pot-brownies.

2.) Tom Kelly's Bowling Pro Shops
-These establishments and their commercials define Nebraska. Genuine. Authentic. Bona fide. Nebraska.

3.) Marlin Perkins of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

4.) Council Bluffs (sorry, Hawk fans who live there)

5.) Sandhill cranes
-Several of them, but they too get bored and leave

6.) Irrigation pivots
-I guess legit corn can't grow without these

7.) Top-notch volleyball

8.) Wahoo and Ogallala
-Oooooh-eeeee, ooh-ahh-ahhh! Wahoo, Ogallala bing-bang!

9.) Somevomitand Puh
-Dirtiest player in the NFL

10.) Richie Incognito
-If your last name is Incognito, you sure as hell don't name your kid Richie. No wonder he's pi$$ed.

11.) Holy Dick, aka Christian Peter and Lawrence Phillips
-Exemplary, upstanding Nebraska student-athletes

12.) Big 12 North Championships! National Championships!! Big 10 Championship...expectations!!!

13.) Talent
-Not actual talent. Just the word 'talent'.

14.) Bo Pelini (adolescent punk)

15.) Dahorny Pierson-Gal
-We all know she gets around, especially if you punt it to her. I kid. Hope he's back next year.

16.) Tom Osborne
-Nice man and great coach...from the past.

17.) Mike Riley
-Nice man...presently.

18.) Rosenblatt Stadium
-Like the Blackshirts, something once good that no longer exists.

19.) 41 Chin-Ups! Imani Cross can do 41 chin-ups!! Therefore, he'll be an All-American!!! So lets do a 3-hour radio show in June about it!!!!

20.) Soooooo! Iiiiiiiiiiiin! Breh-ehhhhhd! So! In! Bred!
-Why do they yell this? Are they all related? I don't get it.

Next?

 

[earthman]

The Great American Desert.

 

[loesshillshawk]

No officer I couldn't tell what Lawrence was doing doing to my girlfriend, I was in the closet. I was shaking like a little baby.

 

[tksirius]

 

[99topdawg]

Their sellout streak

 

[archiehawk]

Arrogance

 

[WinOneThisCentury]

0-6

 

[koralakers]

I don't acknowledge schools that have NEVER won and NCAA tourney game. EVER

 

[DenverHawk94]

 

[DenverHawk94]

 

[Wundershozen]

Hahaha I'm pretty sure those are Wisconsin plates blurred out

 

[AreWeThereYet]

In the 20 years since Osborne coached, they have run off five coaches who in turn took the remainder of their pay, and from there on have essentially nothing to do with the program. I wonder if any of them get invites to Husker functions or would even want an invite. I think the majority of Husker fans have realized they have shot themselves in the foot (repeatedly). I doubt even in hindsight the fans will ever really thank either Solich or Pelini for coaching the team to a quite respectable record.

 

[mrolympia]

 

[Robowe]