Northside Hawk
Well-Known Member
In what is becoming an increasingly competitive field, Memphis State University has moved to the front of the line for most obnoxious basketball court. It is supposed to be tiger stripes but looks instead like a rippling backyard swimming pool. If you put a diving board behind the scorers table I swear someone could do a cannonball and flood the first ten rows. You swear you're watching Finding Nemo instead of a basketball game.
Worst courts from a visual perspective in the B1G are probably Northwestern's purple pain and Minnesota's bleach job. But they don't come close to Memphis State. That court looks like a reject from "The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh".
Imagine if Bill Walton ever did a game there. He wouldn't need canibas to get high.
Worst courts from a visual perspective in the B1G are probably Northwestern's purple pain and Minnesota's bleach job. But they don't come close to Memphis State. That court looks like a reject from "The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh".
Imagine if Bill Walton ever did a game there. He wouldn't need canibas to get high.