Top ten list to increase attendance at basketball games

1. Better parking situation.....shuttle from the parking lots
2. Better food and cheaper food
3. Cuter cheerleaders
4. A rockband pep band and crank it
5. An announce who doesn't sound like he is on Qualudes
6. Actually clean the seating area of CHA hasn't been done in years
7. Post game traffic control so parking lots empty quickly
8. Coupon for free food if the Hawks win
9. Have a designated celebrity attend every game and stay for autographs


the rest is up to Lickliter and the team
 
Hooper said:
1. Better parking situation.....shuttle from the parking lots
2. Better food and cheaper food
3. Cuter cheerleaders
4. A rockband pep band and crank it
5. An announce who doesn't sound like he is on Qualudes
6. Actually clean the seating area of CHA hasn't been done in years
7. Post game traffic control so parking lots empty quickly
8. Coupon for free food if the Hawks win
9. Have a designated celebrity attend every game and stay for autographs


the rest is up to Lickliter and the team
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1. Why don't we add a skywalk as part of the renovations
2. Can you say wings?
3. Have open tryouts for a dance team (ala the dallas cowboys cheerleaders, luvabulls, etc)
4. AC/DC cover band: The pep band version of back in black sucks
5. Get a microphone that makes anybody's voice sound like "Father Bob" Holzhammer
6. Can't be that dirty... not very many people go
7. Just pull out of the lot and you won't get stuck in traffic (see #6)
8. Beer at the Vine
9. Are you saying Todd Lickliter is not a celebrity?

Sorry I had to do it :)
 
Require football seasons ticket holders to also purchase basketball season tickets.
(I say this joking as I saw this suggestion on TOS. But I wouldn't put it past Barta anymore).
 
Bring back the "3" signs. With how many we hoist up, we could just have people come in off the streets and hold the sign above their heads.
 
cibula11 said:
Bring back the "3" signs. With how many we hoist up, we could just have people come in off the streets and hold the sign above their heads.
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Don't you actually have to make some 3's before you hold up the "3" sign...maybe they could do a "1" sign to hold up when Iowa makes a free throw...oh wait, they never get to the line so that wouldn't work out very well.
 
clicheusername3 said:
Don't you actually have to make some 3's before you hold up the "3" sign...maybe they could do a "1" sign to hold up when Iowa makes a free throw...oh wait, they never get to the line so that wouldn't work out very well.
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How about signs that say '35'. And then we can hold them up everytime the shot clock gets under 5 seconds when we have the ball. Man, our arms would be tired by the end of the game.
 
DeanMarshall said:
Real nice post.

Maybe some more Tyler Smith, or Peehare Pierce types, is your insulting insinuation?

:rolleyes:
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No my "insulting insinuation" is that they should have less slow white guys on the team...maybe I'm blind but I don't think I wrote "More former players that just got in trouble or more former players that don't even have any eligibility remaining"...your a genius
 
clicheusername3 said:
Don't you actually have to make some 3's before you hold up the "3" sign...maybe they could do a "1" sign to hold up when Iowa makes a free throw...oh wait, they never get to the line so that wouldn't work out very well.
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Maybe we could do the "I-O-W-A" chant after a basket. Since we score at about the same frequency as the football team does.
 
Cheaper tickets so you can afford to take your family to a game. $25 apiece for me to take my wife and 2-year-old is too much for below par basketball.
 
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