Is anyone else tired of the constant ill guided takes on BTN. My god, you would have thought it was 1997 during this lead up to the season with Nebraska. The incessant Nebraska, genius Scott Frost, Heisman Taylor Martinez crap. FAIL...and it's not like there should have been some objective disagreement with that premise. You have to play DEFENSE in the B10 and if you thought Nebraska was going to be a great defensive team, then I have a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell you.
Now, you have Illinois as the B10 darling. I'm watching yesterday and it's they can run the table...everyone left on their schedule is beatable. Sure, could Illinois beat Iowa in Iowa City, yeah....but Iowa beat them by 60 last year at Illinois...and Iowa has lost to Michigan and Penn State only...two pretty damn good teams. It would be one thing to say, if Illinois gets 2-3 turnovers and Iowa has more injuries to the offensive line or something...but no, it's all hype.
It's unfortunate as I liked watching BTN...for recaps and stuff...but it's been a bit too much in the over dramatization of every theme. Someone also needs to loosen the tourniquet on Mike Hall's balls as that high pitched screeching is getting more annoying.
Ten problems with BTN:
1) They've gotten rid of the "back-and-forth-banter" format of their in-season shows. Sure, there's still some, but when you change on-air personnel ..EVERY...DAMN ...DAY, the cohesion lacks
2) Get. Rid, Of. Nicole. Auerbach. She completely sucks.
3) Bring back Jon Miller--minus LeCharles Bentley, of course--and pair him with a J Leman or a hot broad like Taylor Rooks, Michelle "Meesh" McMahon or Charissa Thompson. JDM was awesome. His partner was abysmal.
4) You want diversity and want to hire Black people, hot broads, and former coaches/players. We get it. So, in that vein, hire QUALIFIED Black people, QUALIFIED hot broads, and QUALIFIED former players/coaches. Do NOT hire someone BECAUSE they are Black/Hot Broad/Former Player/Former Coach. If they sucked at BEING interviewed, they will most likely suck on the other side of the microphone. Just sayin'.
5) Bring back "Friday Night Tailgate", do it at the same place as the Saturday pre-game BTN Tailgate Show, and spice it up a hit. In other words, less about whole pie slices in their shakes and what pairs well with Velveeta & Rotel tomatoes, and more of where the Friday night action is, where one can get a good martini, and what people are actually making/cooking/consuming at tailgates. Nobody wants to see some washed-up/wannabe chef cooking with food made by the sponsor. Use local chefs. real ones. Hint: the white-black-checked pants and white chef jackets can be purchased by anyone. That doesn't make the person a good chef, though, especially for a damn tailgate. We're not asking to see a segment with DiNardo and Griffith matching shots of Fireball, but crap, give it a little "zip"!
6) Get some candid fan interviews. Much as I loathe reading some of the folks on here, the fact it would make for better viewing than what's currently presented should tell BTN some things. Hell, just have Revsine and Pizzo read some of IowaLaw's posts, sprinkled in with the drunk guy Fryowa always assails. Platinum stuff. Hell, play "Jump Around" or "In Heaven There Is No Beer" in the background, for all I care. But Good God, entertain us. Just a little. For the love of God.
7) How about a mock "Family Feud", with Wannstedt and Mason as captains? Maybe let J Leman be the host. Hell, let the big boosters on. We all want to know what our backup punter's uncle brings to the table. Family Feud is the perfect vehicle for that. And to make it interesting, have Griffith, DiNardo and Urban off to the side with a "current percent chance to win" commentary.
8) Now that I'm ranting, any chance you folks could look through the Hawkeye archives and scrub the 2007 MSU game? Sure, it was a win, but c'mon, it ain't worthy of "Iowa Day on BTN!" elevation. Not one iota worthy, in fact.
Same with MSU game in 2012. Wins from a losing season really need shit-canned.
9) May I suggest Fryowa and tksirius be given some air time? Maybe InGoodCo & Northside Hawk? I count numerous BTN "personalities" that have...no..."personality".
10) How about a call-in show where fans of the 1992-and-previous schools can call in and blow unmerciful grief on the post-1993-and-beyond schools. Just lampoon, belittle, and debase the ever-loving hell out of the schools and their fans. Make it a season-long feature each week, with voting for the best "take". Winner gets tickets to B1G Media Days, or maybe a free entry--complete with snazzy T-shirt--for B1G-K race the following summer. In other words, for the sake of true Big 10 "tradition", you folks are on my damn lawn.
That should bring forth considerable improvement. At this point, I'm thinking Joey Galloway & Robert Smith would be an "improvement", so, yeah, you folks at BTN need to step up.
For all their failings, I will give them this: When they did their preseason road trip to Iowa they said the offense looks like it took a step backward. Boy, oh boy, did they nail that one.
I really don't watch them anymore besides games. It's all about Ohio St. and Michigan. I'm not going to watch 1-2 hrs of a show waiting for the 5 min segment on Iowa.
And I'm not against women having certain roles as analysts or broadcasters, but putting one in the position just to bring in more women viewers or just to make it even doesn't work. If a woman is actually great at it, it's perfectly fine. But, if a woman really doesn't understand what is analyzing it's just contrived and looks manufactured, especially if she's just going off a script.
Ten problems with BTN:
11) Stop bringing on Pat Forde.
This arrogant snob brings nothing of substance to the network..
Ten problems with BTN:
1) They've gotten rid of the "back-and-forth-banter" format of their in-season shows. Sure, there's still some, but when you change on-air personnel ..EVERY...DAMN ...DAY, the cohesion lacks
2) Get. Rid, Of. Nicole. Auerbach. She completely sucks.
3) Bring back Jon Miller--minus LeCharles Bentley, of course--and pair him with a J Leman or a hot broad like Taylor Rooks, Michelle "Meesh" McMahon or Charissa Thompson. JDM was awesome. His partner was abysmal.
4) You want diversity and want to hire Black people, hot broads, and former coaches/players. We get it. So, in that vein, hire QUALIFIED Black people, QUALIFIED hot broads, and QUALIFIED former players/coaches. Do NOT hire someone BECAUSE they are Black/Hot Broad/Former Player/Former Coach. If they sucked at BEING interviewed, they will most likely suck on the other side of the microphone. Just sayin'.
5) Bring back "Friday Night Tailgate", do it at the same place as the Saturday pre-game BTN Tailgate Show, and spice it up a hit. In other words, less about whole pie slices in their shakes and what pairs well with Velveeta & Rotel tomatoes, and more of where the Friday night action is, where one can get a good martini, and what people are actually making/cooking/consuming at tailgates. Nobody wants to see some washed-up/wannabe chef cooking with food made by the sponsor. Use local chefs. real ones. Hint: the white-black-checked pants and white chef jackets can be purchased by anyone. That doesn't make the person a good chef, though, especially for a damn tailgate. We're not asking to see a segment with DiNardo and Griffith matching shots of Fireball, but crap, give it a little "zip"!
6) Get some candid fan interviews. Much as I loathe reading some of the folks on here, the fact it would make for better viewing than what's currently presented should tell BTN some things. Hell, just have Revsine and Pizzo read some of IowaLaw's posts, sprinkled in with the drunk guy Fryowa always assails. Platinum stuff. Hell, play "Jump Around" or "In Heaven There Is No Beer" in the background, for all I care. But Good God, entertain us. Just a little. For the love of God.
7) How about a mock "Family Feud", with Wannstedt and Mason as captains? Maybe let J Leman be the host. Hell, let the big boosters on. We all want to know what our backup punter's uncle brings to the table. Family Feud is the perfect vehicle for that. And to make it interesting, have Griffith, DiNardo and Urban off to the side with a "current percent chance to win" commentary.
8) Now that I'm ranting, any chance you folks could look through the Hawkeye archives and scrub the 2007 MSU game? Sure, it was a win, but c'mon, it ain't worthy of "Iowa Day on BTN!" elevation. Not one iota worthy, in fact.
Same with MSU game in 2012. Wins from a losing season really need shit-canned.
9) May I suggest Fryowa and tksirius be given some air time? Maybe InGoodCo & Northside Hawk? I count numerous BTN "personalities" that have...no..."personality".
10) How about a call-in show where fans of the 1992-and-previous schools can call in and blow unmerciful grief on the post-1993-and-beyond schools. Just lampoon, belittle, and debase the ever-loving hell out of the schools and their fans. Make it a season-long feature each week, with voting for the best "take". Winner gets tickets to B1G Media Days, or maybe a free entry--complete with snazzy T-shirt--for B1G-K race the following summer. In other words, for the sake of true Big 10 "tradition", you folks are on my damn lawn.
That should bring forth considerable improvement. At this point, I'm thinking Joey Galloway & Robert Smith would be an "improvement", so, yeah, you folks at BTN need to step up.
The bold is the woman I was referencing in my post. I agree. I'd rather listen to a game broadcasted by Beth Mowins.
Gotta add something in as well about them having like 3 different shows the entire day, and replaying them 100 times. I wouldn't even consider watching BTN during offseason, it's about as entertaining as infomercials.
I think most would be for removing Rutgers and adding Pitt or Missouri.
Literally any other school would be far better than Rutgers. They just don't fit.
I think most would be for removing Rutgers and adding Pitt or Missouri.
Literally any other school would be far better than Rutgers. They just don't fit.