Think ______________, but _________ Thread

[DBorwig316]

Think Jeff Moe, but whiter.

 

[ddiction]

Think Jake Christensen, but with more bounce passes.

 

[DBorwig316]

Think Joe Paterno, but older.

 

[LG210]

Think of the Iowa Marching Band, but a bit more prepared for "the Boom".

 

[storminspank]

Think of the Pep Band, but with worse songs.

 

[ddiction]

Think either Stanley Pringle or the Iowa scoreboard, but with more pumping the burrito.

 

[cockyhawkfan]

Think Andre Woolridge but more first teamer.

 

[coonhawk]

Think Manute Bol but playing a banjo

 

[storminspank]

Think Glen Worley, but with more PTL trash talking.

 

[ddiction]

Think Sam Mack, but more into fast food.

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Think Jason Berryman, with a better cellphone...

 

[J10Hawk]

Think Jason Berryman, with a better cellphone...

Think Jason Berryman in need of another 3 bucks.

Think Kenny Pratt with an even more severe cold.

Think Kenny Pratt with more need for 'Tussin

Think Julo Mikalik without a receding hairline.

Think Tom Brands with more intensity.

Think Iowa Football with Shonn Greene back last year.

Think Pat Angerer with more one-liners.

 

[TritonHawkeye]

Think Jake Christensen, but with more bounce passes.

HA! Well Done!!!

 

[ddiction]

Think this guy's laundry, but more under the radar.

 

[CFhawkguy]

think HUSKERFOREVER but with real balls

 

[IATrainMaster101]

Think Ron Zook with a little more Nate kading type running backs.

 

[IATrainMaster101]

Think Lou Holtz but with a lisp.

 

[IATrainMaster101]

Think Deon thomas but with a nicer Blazer.

 

[IATrainMaster101]

Think Jim Rowinski but buff.

 

[Billso]

Think Pat Angerer's brother's dog, but with more thumbs.