Things like this give Iowa fans a bad name.

[CAARHawk]

No, I temporary tramp stamp.

 

[GoHawks24]

I am admittedly years out of the bar scene, but could someone help a guy out...for perspective, is Smirnoff Ice the 2010's equivalent of Zima in terms of man card revocation potential?

Exactly. Smirnoff is for girls or for your 16 year old buddy who hasn't acquired the taste for beer yet

 

[DuffMan]

I am admittedly years out of the bar scene, but could someone help a guy out...for perspective, is Smirnoff Ice the 2010's equivalent of Zima in terms of man card revocation potential?

yes

 

[DuffMan]

I'm in a gas station in Ames and this dude in a Iowa rugby shirt comes in and buys a case of bud light lime and a sixer of Smirnoff Ice. Are you ******* serious? Guys like him are why Iowa fans get a bad rap.

Did those come with a pair of boobs?

do man boobs count?

 

[1hawkeye1]

Complete wrong take on this, Duffman. This gives Hawks a great name. Clearly he was going to pass these out to random clone fans at his tailgate. Probably serving them Skinny Girl Margueritas as well.
Classy move.

 

[bud2380]

I love Bud Light Lime, want to fight about it?

 

[DuffMan]

yes please.

 

[bud2380]

ok 3:00pm flag pole. Be there.

 

[DuffMan]

I'll just meet you after your next gynocological appointment.

 

[DuffMan]

ok 3:00pm flag pole. Be there.

This ain't no 3 o'clock high, is trash buddy rivel.

 

[DuffMan]

I would trash him rather.