The Lil Richards play on FS1 tonight at 730







We need a good mafia nickname for little dicky jr.

Italian, slicked back hair, track suit-wearing, pinky ring-sporting, diminutive and bumbling son of a former boss who doesn’t live up to what the scummy Don did when he was running the family.

Or if he was southern he’d be Junior Justice, son of Buford T. But he ain’t. He’s a guido.

If any of you have ever seen Resivior Dogs you remember “Nice Guy Eddie” played by Sean Penn. Nepo baby who you know has used his daddy’s influence to keep people from f*ckin with him.

Do your magic HN, you guys are all wittier and funnier than me. Don’t let me down. I want a good, solid mafia name for this dude because you and I both know senior has close friends and participates in the five families.
 




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