The Hopefully Not Garza’s Last Home Game Thread

Might as well start the excuse train rolling for tomorrow:

1. The refs have a blatant conspiracy against Iowa. Obviously, they were physically keeping our guys from getting into position to block out for the rebounds. It also looked like they were allowing Purdue to play 6 at a time, or maybe it just seemed like that... Nah, it definitely was the refs.

2. Fatigue. Our players travel more and play more minutes than any team in the world. We only play 9 players. That's asking too much of 19 year-olds.

3. Injuries. A healthy Nunge obviously would have been 1st team All B1G. He was tearing it up in the preseason. In an amazing irony, no other team in the B!G has any injuries.

4. Garza's a ball-hog.

5. Coronavirus.

5. AIRBHG. Decided he needed a different gig and wanted to meet the basketball team's cute water girl.



Add the elusive Bounce of the Ball stat to the list

It was working against us drastically at Purdue and Carver last night

Perhaps the boilermakers have a team of Baers who have the ability to analyze the trajectories of each and every shot and pass

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