That's Football

[HaydenHawk56]

"That's Football"

That's Football
That's what all the people who make 3.8 Million Dollars like me say
You're overrated in April
Faked out on special teams on Game Day
But you know I'm not gonna change my damn tune
When I'm working with Norm on our base 4-3 in June

I said that's football
And as funny as it may seem
Some Iowa fans get their kicks
Booing Ken and my play calling running this team
But I don't let it, let it get me down
'Cause this University of Iowa
Keeps paying me year around

I've been a puppet, a pauper,
A pirate, a poet,
A pawn and a king,
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing
Each time I find myself
Flat on my face
I pull out a piece of bubble gum and get back in the Big Ten Race

That's football
I tell you, I can't deny it
I thought of quitting baby
But my heart just ain't gonna buy it
And if I didn't think it was worth one single try
I'd jump right to the NFL
And then I'd fly

I've been a puppet, a pauper,
A pirate, a poet,
A pawn and a king,
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing
Each time I find myself laying
Flat on my face
I pull out a piece of bubble gum and get back in the race

That's football
That's football, and I can't deny it
Many times I thought of cutting out
But my heart won't buy it
But if there nothing shaking coming this here July
I'm going to roll myself up in a big ball like my ultra-conservative ******* offense
And die...

My my...

 

[10sec5oh]

Very nice!

 

[briankaldenberg]

You need to link to the Frank YouTube. Most of the proles on here won't understand this riddle without the reference.

 

[briankaldenberg]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avU2aarQUiU&ob=av2n]That's Life [from Sinatra A Man And His Music Part II] - YouTube[/ame]

 

[FalseMirage]

Haphazard rhyming patterns and inconsistent meter. Ironic that you chose that piece to criticize someone else.