Stephanie - my new hero....KF NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MORALE OF THE STATE

[PJHawk]

...If I see you in Heavenston tomorrow, I'll show you a picture of the two of us on my sweet flip fone.

Would said picture be of you and IFG engaged in carnal relations?

 

[GhostofBTT]

Would said picture be of you and IFG engaged in carnal relations?

That kind of stuff is for Smrt fone degenerates. I am a wholesome, Christian flip fone user.

 

[blubberhawk]

football fans in general and fans who post on message boards in particular, can be assumed to lack perspective. Why else would we be on this forum?

Watching your favorite team win is an addictive experience - it produces euphoria not easily found elsewhere. Watching your favorite team come up short produces pain, dis ease. A need to vent, place blame and otherwise a pound of flesh can be eased by posting here. It feels like an injustice has been perpetrated on the fan when the team loses. The fan screams at the sky and asks why. Ferentz gives honest answers but they are not enough.

Wow..
Coach Ferentz has the best job in the world of Big Time Sports..
Where else can you be among the highest paid in your profession and not have to perform like it?
Good old Iowa, where the fans are scolded for having high expectations..

 

[blubberhawk]

I don't know what world you have been living in hawkfan, but the number of worthless, useless, lazy and dishonest people I have known who hang onto some pretty good, well-paying jobs is significant. See...Wall Street, Health Insurance Companies, Bankers... and that is just in the last few years!

Obama??

 

[GhostofBTT]

Obama??

 

[okeefe4prez]

I checked, and IFG was permabanned in March of 2011, and my ban was not lifted until June of 2011. I think you're trying to imply that I am IFG, which is false. If I see you in Heavenston tomorrow, I'll show you a picture of the two of us on my sweet flip fone.

And IFG was a VB player at Drake, not at Iowa. She is waaaay too smart for state school.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, there buddy. I didn't say where she went to school. Nor did I imply you ever used that username so why would you even bring that up? I just pointed out some facts, sure, there was a gap where IFG was banned before your re-emergence but her banning was close to the time you came back. Did you figure out where you are tailgating? And if she is some 7'2" Amazon volleyball player, please keep that phone tucked in its holster on your belt.

 

[GhostofBTT]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, there buddy. I didn't say where she went to school. Nor did I imply you ever used that username so why would you even bring that up? I just pointed out some facts, sure, there was a gap where IFG was banned before your re-emergence but her banning was close to the time you came back. Did you figure out where you are tailgating? And if she is some 7'2" Amazon volleyball player, please keep that phone tucked in its holster on your belt.

I have literally not spoken to one of the 12 other people I'm traveling with the past 5 days, so I have no idea where I'm gating it up. But believe you me, if I have the chance, I am pulling that flip fone out of its holster(which will be easy because my t-shirt will be tucking into my jeans), whipping it open, and showing you photos of Yao Ming's sister.