Spartan Haiku!

[1hawkeye1]

5-7-5 format. Get jiggy with it!

We're Jekyll and Hyde
Which Hawkeye team will show up?
Do I want to know?

 

[1hawkeye1]

Cheap shot and eye gouge
That's the Dantonio way
What a great coach. Not.

 

[racerhawk]

They slow down the drives
By pretending to be hurt
What a bunch of jerks

 

[racerhawk]

Gholston is a freak
He will play in the future
In a prison league

 

[racerhawk]

If Iowa wins
On a last second touchdown
Mark will have a stroke

 

[racerhawk]

Sparty is macho
Macho in a manly way
A greek army way

 

[aeischeid]

Brass knuckles and blades.
********* coach condones their use.
What a stupid ****.

 

[1hawkeye1]

Both teams on the field
Defense good offenses not
Final 9 to 6?

 

[franstheman]

Both teams on the field
Defense good offenses not
Final 9 to 6?

That would not suprise
We've had that score already
**** those stupid clowns.

 

[nationalchamps]

It won't be pretty
If our "O" doesn't show up
Whar Ken O'Keefe at?

 

[HawkChic4Life]

There once was a team from corn
Who the fans loved like porn
Sparty’s no joke, I hope we don’t choke

 

[franstheman]

There once was a team from corn
Who the fans loved like porn
Sparty’s no joke, I hope we don’t choke

Awful. Just ******* awful.

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

Dirtiest players
Dantonio teaches well
Sparty is a doosh

 

[FalseMirage]

There once was a team from corn
Who the fans loved like porn
Sparty’s no joke, I hope we don’t choke

My eyes are bleeding
haiku is not difficult
my head is hurting

 

[HawkChic4Life]

My eyes are bleeding
haiku is not difficult
my head is hurting

Sorry, I did 7-5-7, was in a hurry. Sanks for the engrish resson.

 

[FalseMirage]

Sorry, I did 7-5-7, was in a hurry. Sa
nks for the engrish resson.

I thought it was a new form of poetry, half haiku, half limerick. No lesson implied or explicit.

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

I thought it was a new form of poetry, half haiku, half limerick. No lesson implied or explicit.

It's limku.

 

[racerhawk]

Sparty wears a skirt
And a manly helmet too
Greek fun anyone?

 

[racerhawk]

Flint and big Motown
Supply the football "students"
Never been in class.

 

[racerhawk]

I used to like them
Since Dantonio arrived
I now hate their guts