Spartan Haiku!

[hawkdrummer1]

eye-gouging spartans
could be a rough, chippy, game
road win would be sweet

 

[hawkeyebob62]

Michigan States boys
Faint just as well in the rain
They certainly do

 

[Billso]

gouge eyes, aim for knees
send taxi to the jailhouse
Dantonio smiles

 

[Billso]

There once was a team from corn
Who the fans loved like porn
Sparty’s no joke, I hope we don’t choke

not haiku!

 

[NEIChawk]

Sparty will be beat
I hate the color of green
East Lansing will burn

 

[1hawkeye1]

I'm wishing for win
Golhston is a cheap shot *****
Hope Bigach destroys

 

[JBRTHREE]

I would rather have a Sparten HOOKAH!!!

 

[BoiseDB]

Big 10's best mascot
Dantonio frowns a lot
Fat d-line they've got

 

[HaydenHawk56]

Dantonio wears green
Ferentz is the dean
Scribbles notes on paper
MSU players are fakers
They all fall down.

 

[HawkInOK]

Weisman versus Bell
who will do better today
Mark has eye of Jew

 

[CAARHawk]

The Wienkiest Game
Is U-su-a-lly not fun
To watch unless drunk

 

[CAARHawk]

This might be the game
Where John Wienke as punter
Wins game on a fake

 

[CAARHawk]

This will be the game
Where Jon Wienke as punter
Wins the game on a fake

 

[CAARHawk]

This will be the game
Where Jon Wienke as punter
Wins the game by fake

 

[higwannabee]

Awesome!

Sparty is macho
Macho in a manly way
A greek army way

 

[FalseMirage]

This will be the game
Where Jon Wienke as punter
Wins the game by fake

put the crack pipe down
trickeration too sexy,
unpredictable

 

[Billso]

I'm wishing for win
Golhston is a cheap shot *****
Hope Bigach destroys

not haiku!