Saturday is the biggest day in the history of Iowa sports

I have a set of lights from a cop car that I got on a state auction several years ago that I bolted to my ceiling in the garage. Didn’t have any wiring diagrams but I trialed and errored my way through it and made a kickass control panel with a bunch of switches. I can basically crank music and have a custom light show. It’s one of the older light bars that has actual rotating red/blue lights, plus it has red/blue strobes, yellow flashers (can make ‘em go left/right like a state patrol car), white strobes, you name it. You’ve never seen a more impressed person on the planet than when somebody comes in my garage super drunk and I let ‘em have the controls for a while LOL. It’s beautiful.
Gotta get a fog machine next!
 
Gotta get a fog machine next!
That's right, you said you have one, right?

My cop car lights don't come on very often, it's usually at the request of somebody after they've had a few too many wobble pops.
 
That's right, you said you have one, right?

My cop car lights don't come on very often, it's usually at the request of somebody after they've had a few too many wobble pops.
Hahah yeah, it was only like $50 for a decent one, it makes things pretty fun - the little kids love it. I only get it out a few times a year (not this one though) but it was well worth it.

Next on my list is some kind of LED/laser light/disco light. Maybe I could find a cop car and rip the lights off the top!
 
That's right, you said you have one, right?

My cop car lights don't come on very often, it's usually at the request of somebody after they've had a few too many wobble pops.
Imagine Iowa winning, ISU losing, and Rutgers wins! Good Lord!
 
An amazing amount of tongue in cheek hyperbole there.

I seem to remember a day and night in late March about 40 years ago when Lute and his troops won their way to the final four, walked into a totally jam packed Old Fieldhouse, got a great welcome, then about midnight the once again National Champ Iowa grapplers walked into a thunderous ovation at the fieldhouse.

That was a pretty tremendous Saturday or Sunday actually
I was there. Great memory!
 
Saturday is going to be an amazing sports day. Iowa in basketball and football in big games and Iowa State playing the most important game in their history, not to mention all of the other conference championship games.

Unbelievable. Really hoping the Iowa FB team comes out ready to play......it is MICHIGAN week
 
Hahah yeah, it was only like $50 for a decent one, it makes things pretty fun - the little kids love it. I only get it out a few times a year (not this one though) but it was well worth it.

Next on my list is some kind of LED/laser light/disco light. Maybe I could find a cop car and rip the lights off the top!
I was always going to get a siren too but never got around to it, haha. All of them that I looked at were like 100-120db which is way too loud.

What I'd really like to do is get a CB radio with a PA speaker for people to mess with, and then a siren to go with the lights. But I'm 40 years old and probably shouldn't be building shit that would be more appropriate in a dorm room.

Like, it would be super cool to be watching a Hawks game, and have a switch that killed the main lights, turned on all the functions on the cop car lights + the siren, and then have a CB to yell TOUCHDOWN IOWA.
Maybe do the same thing for sacks. That would be a "one-button" deal. Hit one switch and the whole garage goes into spaceship mode. I'm a fuckin 8 year old at heart and I've spent way too much time thinking about that stuff over the years.

Oh and I also thought about getting a sound bite of Dolph yelling touchdown Iowa instead of the CB but I don't want to start getting a bunch of electronics involved.

Sorry. I'll stop now.
 
I was always going to get a siren too but never got around to it, haha. All of them that I looked at were like 100-120db which is way too loud.

What I'd really like to do is get a CB radio with a PA speaker for people to mess with, and then a siren to go with the lights. But I'm 40 years old and probably shouldn't be building shit that would be more appropriate in a dorm room.

Like, it would be super cool to be watching a Hawks game, and have a switch that killed the main lights, turned on all the functions on the cop car lights + the siren, and then have a CB to yell TOUCHDOWN IOWA.
Maybe do the same thing for sacks. That would be a "one-button" deal. Hit one switch and the whole garage goes into spaceship mode. I'm a fuckin 8 year old at heart and I've spent way too much time thinking about that stuff over the years.

Oh and I also thought about getting a sound bite of Dolph yelling touchdown Iowa instead of the CB but I don't want to start getting a bunch of electronics involved.

Sorry. I'll stop now.
I pulled over my buddy in High School once with another buddies dad's siren light for being the volunteer firefighter. LOL it as funny. Sat behind him for a couple minutes with my headlights on him. I then walked up slowly to his drivers window. Just lucky the town cop didn't see us doing it.

Growing up in a small town, you just make sure the cop is on the other side of town before doing that stuff. Oh memories.
 
I was always going to get a siren too but never got around to it, haha. All of them that I looked at were like 100-120db which is way too loud.

What I'd really like to do is get a CB radio with a PA speaker for people to mess with, and then a siren to go with the lights. But I'm 40 years old and probably shouldn't be building shit that would be more appropriate in a dorm room.

Like, it would be super cool to be watching a Hawks game, and have a switch that killed the main lights, turned on all the functions on the cop car lights + the siren, and then have a CB to yell TOUCHDOWN IOWA.
Maybe do the same thing for sacks. That would be a "one-button" deal. Hit one switch and the whole garage goes into spaceship mode. I'm a fuckin 8 year old at heart and I've spent way too much time thinking about that stuff over the years.

Oh and I also thought about getting a sound bite of Dolph yelling touchdown Iowa instead of the CB but I don't want to start getting a bunch of electronics involved.

Sorry. I'll stop now.
That sounds amazing, you're never too old for that shit IMO. YOLO. I thought the fog machine and light show was overboard until I saw how much everyone around me enjoyed it too. If you can't spend a little of your hard earned cash on having a little fun, what can you spend it on?
 
I pulled over my buddy in High School once with another buddies dad's siren light for being the volunteer firefighter. LOL it as funny. Sat behind him for a couple minutes with my headlights on him. I then walked up slowly to his drivers window. Just lucky the town cop didn't see us doing it.

Growing up in a small town, you just make sure the cop is on the other side of town before doing that stuff. Oh memories.
Haha yeah man, that's a felony, no?
 
Harbaugh's up for contract negs.

Wouldn't be good for him to get boatraced by OSU and held to 6 points vs Iowa's D (at home) to finish the season 2-6.

I can't imagine the AD is putting OSU and Iowa in the win column when thinking about the contract, though.
 
"It is unlikely, but not impossible, that Iowa could schedule a different opponent for Saturday but first one within the conference would have to come available, per Big Ten protocols."
 
"It is unlikely, but not impossible, that Iowa could schedule a different opponent for Saturday but first one within the conference would have to come available, per Big Ten protocols."
@HaydenHawk56 mentioned on the other thread that Kirk isn't interested.

I get it...it's already Tuesday afternoon, just gathering tape and reviewing it on whatever team they picked would take a couple days let alone game planning.
 
@HaydenHawk56 mentioned on the other thread that Kirk isn't interested.

I get it...it's already Tuesday afternoon, just gathering tape and reviewing it on whatever team they picked would take a couple days let alone game planning.
Well, there never was much hope - just a fool's hope. - Some old white guy
 

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