Because most people don't speak DERP like you and da drummer do.
You got the negative Nancy brigade that takes any and every story and turns it into an excuse to bash KF or Iowa football. I mean next thing you know you will have posters taking a positive like Iowa baseball having the #1 recruiting class in the B1G and turning it into KF and Iowa football bashing.......I know that sounds ridiculous, but it wouldn't surprise me if it happened.
Things are bad enough with Iowa football, and KF has 100 different reasons to bash on him....we don't need to just make even more crap up to pile on, or at least one wouldn't think so. Yet we still find these threads popping up anyway to do just that.