Saban Forced To Eat A Shit Sandwich With Extra Hot Sauce

Here’s Saban’s presser—at the :40 mark he bitches about Auburn’s substitution being unfair when in reality he got played like a fiddle. What a bitch move by Saban to whine like that, but what do you expect from a guy who wanted to outlaw no huddle offense because he thought is “wasn’t fair?” What a bitch.

 
Fryowa said:
Here’s Saban’s presser—at the :40 mark he bitches about Auburn’s substitution being unfair when in reality he got played like a fiddle. What a bitch move by Saban to whine like that, but what do you expect from a guy who wanted to outlaw no huddle offense because he thought is “wasn’t fair?” What a bitch.

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Same guy who threw one of his players under the bus after Tate-to-Holloway...

I was at the Capital One Bowl Kickoff Luncheon that year, with both coaches and ADs in attendance to "sign the contract" (Almost like a WWE "teaser"). Saban tried to be funny after KF crackedup the crowd with some great zingers and one-liners, and fell woefully short. Basically, he isn't funny, isn't personable, and if he was coaching anywhere with honest boosters and admins in a conference with actual standars, he'd be average. There is no way on God's Green Earth that he is winning recruits with his "personality", because he is an absolute jackass. He makes D'Antonio look like Dale Carnegie.
 
hawkeyebob62 said:
There is no way on God's Green Earth that he is winning recruits with his "personality", because he is an absolute jackass.
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Saban doesn’t have to win recruits. He just gets to choose them.

I’ve read a couple articles with interviews from former players, and all of them told the same story about how 1) he doesn’t come to them, they come to his office, and 2) there’s no sales pitch. He literally tells them that Alabama will win titles regardless of if you come here. We want you to play football here, but we will win either way—it’s up to you to decide if you want to be a part of it....

That’s how Saban has been able to do it and it works.
 
hawkeyebob62 said:
They gave rise to the term "Tavern____" (aka "Tavern Hawk/Clone/etc."). $EC fans are notorious for their legendary--and extensive--community college stays.

And remember, "transplant" fan is as bandwagon as they come. And in Orlando, for example, the average Miami fan has spent WAY more time in prison than he/she ever has--or will--in any college. What Alabama fans lack in teeth, Miami fans make up for with tattoos. And nose rings.
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Damn, Bob
 
ssckelley said:
I was thinking this as well. It won't happen, some NY6 bowl will be all over Bama.
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Oh, they're a NY6 lock. The question becomes, what happens to Georgia if LSU dismantles them in $EC CG? With CCGs still to go, it really could get interesting. Utah is win-or-bust for the Pac 12. Ditto Oklahoma for the Big XII, because if Baylor wins that, they are not plaing in CFP, it just knocks Oklahoma out of CFP and probably NY6. (Ditto Oregon if they lose Pac 12 CG). If O$U, LSU and Clemson all hold serve, that CFP committee room could get awfully warm a week from tomorrow. But if Georgia is out, and Oklahoma is out, it couild come down to Baylor and Utah! That's a meeting I would LOVE to be listening in on :)
 
Fryowa said:
Saban doesn’t have to win recruits. He just gets to choose them.

I’ve read a couple articles with interviews from former players, and all of them told the same story about how 1) he doesn’t come to them, they come to his office, and 2) there’s no sales pitch. He literally tells them that Alabama will win titles regardless of if you come here. We want you to play football here, but we will win either way—it’s up to you to decide if you want to be a part of it....

That’s how Saban has been able to do it and it works.
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Have to wonder if he did that @ MSU?
 
hawkeyebob62 said:
Years ago we shared a bar with the Orlando Alabama club. Those inbreds would come in while our games would still be in the 3rd quarter and start circling our tables, "Can I have yer table when yer game's over, buddy?" They single-handedly justified distribution of snuff and chaw tabakky in the Orlando metro area, I swear to God. And the bar kept PBR on tap because Alabammy fans would drain the crap every Saturday.
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These fans weren’t the stereotype that you ran into. They were more the type you’d see supporting UCLA/USC, but they were Alabama alumni. They were actually a lot of fun before kickoff. Southern hospitality i suppose, but once the game started it was just brutal. And this was them dominating.

a couple of their sane fans mentioned they’re actually tired of it all because other than 1-2 games a year they never get challenged. I asked if they’d prefer every fucking game be a challenge and they laughed and said no. What a position to be in where you’re bored with winning too easily.

glad they lost tho. Saban is a shit head
 
Fryowa said:
Here’s Saban’s presser—at the :40 mark he bitches about Auburn’s substitution being unfair when in reality he got played like a fiddle. What a bitch move by Saban to whine like that, but what do you expect from a guy who wanted to outlaw no huddle offense because he thought is “wasn’t fair?” What a bitch.

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When Saban gives up 48 points he should be looking at himself, the old Dback coach, and his current defensive coaches for doing a poor job. But Saban never does anything wrong
 
Fryowa said:
Disagree.

Huskerboard is the absolute steamiest pile of shit on either side of the Mississippi. No other message board even comes close and I follow tons of them.
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The delusion is far greater than anyone that doesn't live within 50 miles of the ne border knows. Its unreal. Remarkable even. Usually the fan boards aren't really indicative of the fanbase, in nebbyland...it is. These fuckers are truly the hot tub time machine of fanbases.
 
Fryowa said:
Disagree.

Huskerboard is the absolute steamiest pile of shit on either side of the Mississippi. No other message board even comes close and I follow tons of them.
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So what are they saying after we pulled down their panties.
 
hawkeyebob62 said:
Same guy who threw one of his players under the bus after Tate-to-Holloway...

I was at the Capital One Bowl Kickoff Luncheon that year, with both coaches and ADs in attendance to "sign the contract" (Almost like a WWE "teaser"). Saban tried to be funny after KF crackedup the crowd with some great zingers and one-liners, and fell woefully short. Basically, he isn't funny, isn't personable, and if he was coaching anywhere with honest boosters and admins in a conference with actual standars, he'd be average. There is no way on God's Green Earth that he is winning recruits with his "personality", because he is an absolute jackass. He makes D'Antonio look like Dale Carnegie.
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"Hospitality" girls. Guaranteed.

Also, Alabama fans make Husker fans look like tenured astrophysicists.
 
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