Roll Call for Those That Have Been Struck by the Banhammer

[MJSCK]

I'll go first. I received a hefty penalty for my creative uses of Vandenberg's name during last year's bowl. If I remember right, I think Captain Miller dropped me for at least three months.

What's your story?

Let's make this an educational thread on how to avoid the hammer.

 

[Billso]

Ways to avoid the hammer:

1) never post
2) send JDM $20,000 actual dollars via Paypal before posting those tranny pics
3) do not use the phrase "skankier than a West Branch ho"

 

[Chickenlounge]

Never been banned. I'm an angelic poster.

 

[theboat]

JD Miller Lifetime Achievement Award (awarded to the poster other than JD or Spank with the most posts who hasn’t been banned during the year) – theboat

 

[Scorpio79]

I don't know where to begin. So I won't even try.

 

[nationalchamps]

I don't know where to begin. So I won't even try.

Me either.

 

[Sparky]

Twice this year. Once for starting a Ferret bashing thread after the loss to ISU which within minutes shot to over 10 pages. I was hammered though so it shouldn't count.

The second was when I asked Jon if a$$hat was considered cursing. I think that one was a bit harsh.

In 2013 I have a goal of 20 bannings without a lifetime ban. It can happen.

 

[Sparky]

Vandenturd is no longer a Hawkeye player so he should be fair game now. Let's hear some examples.

 

[Scorpio79]

I don't believe in role models, Sparky, but you mine.

 

[Scorpio79]

KOK blacklisted hindenberg.

 

[Sparky]

so much feelz. **snort**

Haha

 

[aeischeid]

Do stern warnings count for anything?

 

[ssckelley]

Never been banned on this site but I have been on Scout. Long story short herby (ie Blacktarn/redhawk) flipped out on me called me a nazi, I got mad, called Rob out for allowing something like that and I got the ban stick. I got all butthurt, spammed the crap out of Rob for banning me, and eventually he let me back. But since he unbanned me I rarely go back.

 

[Scorpio79]

I think it's funny that you have the Skype option, ssck. Do you really want other posters to Skype you?

 

[okeefe4prez]

Accidentally called Jon Jan and got permabanned from old board. As you can see from my sig, JD used to really hate me.

 

[GhostofBTT]

Geez. How does someone even get to a place where they're banned? Grow the heck up.

 

[JonDMiller]

Accidentally called Jon Jan and got permabanned from old board. As you can see from my sig, JD used to really hate me.

If it was accidental, that makes it more funny in hindsight. At least to me that is. But a and o ain't neighbors, unless you're The Fonz.

 

[PJHawk]

I've never been banned by JD but Rob Howe banned me years ago. I've also been banned from several Rivals boards including Minny, PSU, OkSt (bored one day at the end of the 2009 season and trolled them big time) and also Nebraska but that site is the epitome of butthurt.

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

Ways to avoid the hammer:

1) never post
2) send JDM $20,000 actual dollars via Paypal before posting those tranny pics
3) do not use the phrase "skankier than a West Branch ho"

How about 1A) Never post drunk

Unfortunately that would also probably eliminate 87% of postings.....from Scorp and Sparky alone.

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

Never been banned. I'm an angelic poster.

I have never been banned either...yet. there's been a few times where I was ready to pull the trigger on a questionable post and asked myself "what would Miller do?"....and then deleted.