Request of Iowa State

[NobodyBeatsCy]

To be precise, if you married my mom, you'd be arrested, tried, and incarcerated for necrophilia.
Perhaps ******* corpses is teh kewl in Ames, but in the civilized world, not so much. You ******* sicko.

If I was into animal husbandry, I would have married your mom.

Apparently you are only loosely familiar with the concept of past tense.

 

[Calculator]

Total BS. I want to take down the best team or teams on the schedule. Period.

Some years that may be Iowa, but certainly that is not the case this year, or any year in recent memory.

I have gotten way more enjoyment in recent years taking out Nebraska, Texas, and Okie State.

The Super Bowl argument exists as a pacifier and blankie for Iowa fans when you lose. You guys have a crap ton of Super Bowls. What does that tell you?

You said Super Bowl not me.