QB Vandenberg vs. a Bear, who would win?

[DuffMan]

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[ThunderHawk]

Had that bear blitzed him, young James would have frozen in panic (we've all seen that movie, right?) and he'd be residing in bear tummy right about now.

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

Had that bear blitzed him, young James would have frozen in panic (we've all seen that movie, right?) and he'd be residing in bear tummy right about now.

I see what you did there...

 

[trj]

Had that bear blitzed him, young James would have frozen in panic (we've all seen that movie, right?) and he'd be residing in bear tummy right about now.

Lol, nicely done.

 

[eveningnewsteam]

He must have shot that bear at home

 

[superfan12]

If he doesn't eat that bear than I officially hate James Vandenberg.

Serious.

You want to hunt? Fine, you're only a hunter if you eat what you kill. If you don't than you're not a hunter, you're just a **********.

What if he donates it to a homeless shelter?

 

[trj]

He must have shot that bear at home

And the hits just keep on comin.

 

[sergeanthulka]

If he doesn't eat that bear than I officially hate James Vandenberg.

Serious.

You want to hunt? Fine, you're only a hunter if you eat what you kill. If you don't than you're not a hunter, you're just a **********.

I killed a blackbird this morning that was relentlessly crapping on my car.

And I did not eat it.

 

[ThunderHawk]

I killed a blackbird this morning that was relentlessly crapping on my car.

And I did not eat it.

That, as they say, is different.

 

[BSpringsteen]

What if he donates it to a homeless shelter?

Still ok, the animal is being used for sustenance, not as a trophy.

 

[BlackandGold81]

After I go to the bathroom and wash my hands to kill 99.9% of the bacteria, I lick my hands so the bacteria does not go to waste. I expect all others to do the same or you are trash.

 

[hogeye]

After I go to the bathroom and wash my hands to kill 99.9% of the bacteria, I lick my hands so the bacteria does not go to waste. I expect all others to do the same or you are trash.

If I don't I expect you to hate me.

 

[HawkU]

Our QB kills bears, with a freaking bow and arrow. What can your QB do ISU? Rob a 7-11 or Burger King?

If JV ever gets an NFL gig would hunting bears with a bow be one of those "no-can-do" activities found in some player's contracts?

 

[WindyCityHawkI]

Now if he could only go on the road and kill Wildcats, Wolverines, Gophers, Badgers, NIttany Lions, and Badgers.....

 

[BSpringsteen]

Now if he could only go on the road and kill Wildcats, Wolverines, Gophers, Badgers, NIttany Lions, and Badgers.....

There is so much win here...

 

[homes]

Vandenberg

Your move, Denard. #Hawkeyes

Does this mean Vandenberg will do better this year working out of the shotgun formation?

 

[BSpringsteen]

Not unless they rename it cross bow.

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

There is so much win here...

He better eat them.

 

[BSpringsteen]

He better eat them.

Sorry that you enjoy killing things for sport.

 

[BSpringsteen]

He better eat them.

Also how is keeping quiet, and hiding and sneaking up with a weapon a sport?

I think it would only be a sport if you make a big production about how you are going to kill the bear and it attacks you, and then you fight back with your weapon and win.

If I sneak up on you and punch you in the back of the head, it doesn't make me a good fighter, it makes me a ******* *******.